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I just wanna tell you to eat me where I shit. I washed it… it is clean… still you won’t do it. You know who you are. I just can’t understand men!!! —Rim Job Lover
This article appears in Nov 28 – Dec 4, 2013.
26 Comments
Want your salad tossed – date an ex-con. Or a Saudi, here on a student visa
Who in their right mind would want to eat your dangling O’Henry coil? Bogus bitch.
I’m a firm believer it can never be fully clean. It’s the place where your shit comes out. It’s not men in general, it’s people who just find it gross that won’t do it. Don’t blame the men.
Pico-salax will clean it out for your eating pleasure.
There have to, HAVE TO, be better ways of determining if you’re getting enough dietary fibre.
Oh my heavens! Have we not covered this already?!
DOUCHE! (sorry GDM)
And… Yes.
What if buddy has hemoroids, would you want to lick his dangle berries?
Well whatever floats da boat.
“I PREFER THE SYRUP”….
Well ya know OB, there are women out there who don’t want to toss a guy’s salad either.
And women out there who don’t want THEIR OWN salads tossed.
meaty, I guess I am just an old dried up prude, but having an enema(douche) just washes all the frisky right out of me.
If you want your nasty bootiepipe ate, try callin it something more appetizing than a shithole… like eat my raisin-dingler or savour my chocolate starfish.
Ew… Gag a magott. The answer is still no.
But what’s for dessert?
New avatar! New Avatar!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Rosebud…
Well OB don’t you go out of your way to make that sound sooooo appealing !
You might look at no fool’s suggestion to make it at least sound more sexual , not that I am saying her discriptive’s are the best …. But “eat my shithole’s” just nasty OB ! Or am I missing something & nasty is what yer goin’ for ?
MM needs a rosebud avatar…!
I’ll eat your shit hole
I’ll eat your chocolate star fish.
I’ll eat your-oh my bad
I think OP’s chocolate starfish is spoken for, Spurious. Better luck next time. *The internet is fast when it comes to buttholes*
Ai…. ya op… Seriously.
I want to DO that to my boyfriend but he’s scared… Of course HE did it to ME and the entire time, i was horrified and spent the entire ordeal screaming “What are you doing?? That’s not my love button, you dirty weirdo! Wrong hole!”
The point is, op…. people have weird hangups about poop and things that make poop. Like bums. People are weird about bums. I’m glad you aren’t. But understand that most people are. Don’t settle. Find your starfish man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6h-K6udOEU
The most comments of the day go to a dirty one liner about a butt hole. Man I miss this board.
I have no idea what it means to toss a salad?
MamaB – Zedster’s Chris Rock clip above your comment explains it in full.
Yo, yo it’s a prison thang, y’all