To the gentleman on the lowest level of the library Monday morning, curled up on a leather chair in the lobby with your laptop out… PUT SOME FUCKING SHOES ON, or at least get them off the chair! Gross… what’s the deal? Is this acceptable in whatever stupid town or suburb your parents just shipped you in from? —Herbert
This article appears in Sep 29 – Oct 5, 2011.
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>;) Just joshin’ Herb. I hate damned dirty hippies too, Whatever century they’re in.
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Is this him, OP?
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Because it does seem to match his M.O.
Actually, I’d prefer socked feet on the furniture, rather than dog-shit dirty shoes.
As the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor, “Make me one with everything”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NON4hksO77I
Your life is going to be sort of shitty Herbert, when you realize that most people don’t conform to the will of those with pencils up their ass. You’re making a big deal out of absolutely nothing and freaking out like someone just shot your dog. Protect your circulatory system and chill the fuck out.
Good day.
OP here. Sadly it wasn’t sock feet, but his bare sweaty hooves moistening those comfy leather chairs in the downstairs lobby.
No feet on furniture unless it bbelongs to you.
Perhaps he thought he was at Starbies?
Who cares. It’s not like he has to clean it.
REALLY OP…..get a life
This HALIFAX. We like our beer cold, our TV loud, our homosexuals flaaaaming, and our shoes ON.
Ivan… that’s creepy on a couple levels…
there’s the obvious level and then there’s the coast plaques….
meaning this is tried and true LOCAL creepiness.
*shudder*
I thought it was an Hamish movie with jude law at first.
kinda looks like him a bit.
I’m pretty sure his table-mate came into the shoppe one night. We tend to keep LATFH on all the time for that very purpose. We bet on how long it will take for them to ask for some “obscure author” whose name they obviously just made up.
I’ve heard of him….
they made a video game out of his book.
http://www.vgboxart.com/boxes/PS2/16949_ob…
I call this bitch valid…it IS gross when people parade around like the whole world is their living room.
Aw, quit your belly achin’ – a little dirt will strengthen your immune system.
If I was there, I would have taken the cucumber slices from my sandwich and placed them between his toes while he was sleeping
I’d have done the same GV, except with BBQ sauce and a box of fire ants.
how do you feel about people who put their butts on chairs?
Some chicks wear skirts and no underwear.
Have a good day.
because.. because i think asses and crotches are grosser than feet, really. I mean.. we’re in the middle of a decade where being a manky, diseased-ridden whore (of any gender) is somehow considered classy. So you’ve got all these underwearless, syphilis infected, herpes-ridden festering asses smooching up the entire campus. And don’t forget.. you’re not just sitting on their assgrease but all the assgrease of the people they slept with.
I know. It’s graphic. But it puts the feet into perspective a little.
what a way with words….
I’m surprised you didn’t mention the colour to make it really vivid.
Zedman’s in loooove! (J/K) lol