Dear Halifax,
When did you become so bad at driving? I’m in the hospital for a month, and you suddenly lose your shit? Seriously, slow the fuck down, use your turn signal, and be reasonable. Your SUV won’t bring a pedestrian back to life. Haven’t recently gotten back into driving, it’s like you’re all sixteen. Stop being dumbasses. —Pedestrian Who Nearly Died Being Hit By A Car
This article appears in Apr 4-10, 2013.
“dumbass drivers are dumb”- most redundant statement ever!!!!!
It only seems so bad now because you weren’t exposed to it on a daily basis for a while.
It’s kinda like when you get to go on this amazing vacation and have the time of your life and then get back here and remember… oh yeah, my life in this horrid place really does suck.
You’ll be fully integrated back into the ass-hattery in no time.
Sorry to hear about your injuries OP I hope for a speedy recovery.
How’s the fish diet coming along Tubunit?
woah wait everyone.
Op. You talk about “being in the hospital for a month” but you’re so vague about it.. almost like your hospital stay had nothing to do with bad driving but you sort of randomly sneaked it in there to make us think it did…
I’m sorry if you’re just not a very good writer.. I’m just.. I’m confused.
Tubunit? Tubunit? Where’d you go?
Tubunit Went on a pilgrimage to the Pillsbury dough plant in Ont.