Dear Oldie Olderson: Please stay home during rush hour. If you pull out onto Kearney Lake Road when you see a small opening and I have to get hard on the brakes because you don’t know where the gas pedal is, you should have waited.
Two choices dickhead: wait for a bigger gap in traffic or stay the fuck off the roads in the morning. —Just gettin’ to work
This article appears in Jun 3-9, 2010.
Mandatory retesting!
People do this to me all the time on my way to work. The worst part of it is they do it when there’s nobody behind me and they could have just waited an extra 10 seconds for me to pass by and then they’d have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD to pull out. Jerks.
yeah, definitely a piss off….
gas is on the right there chico… give it a little.
I do this on purpose, whenever I drive I’m never in a hurry. I always laugh and slow down when I see people speeding down the road.
You do not need to be anywhere that fast, please stop lying to yourself.
My favorites are those who sit & wait fo rthe green light to change to another shade of green.
Why ?
What is wrong with the green light we’re presently looking at ?
I don’t get it at all !
Why hard on the brakes?
Don’t stop for them… they won’t drive again.
Either that, or put up with it.. you wouldn’t last an hour in a big big city.
i guess you don’t drive that stupid fucking round a bout then.jesus, now there is a major fuck up.
You know what’s the bigger piss off… people with those “Mobile Speedbump” stickers. Want to donkey punch those bunch of inbreds.
echo, you are the definition of a dickweed that needs to fuck right off when behind the wheel. just because you arent in a hurry doesnt mean that somebody should have to wait for your slow self entitled ass. its shitheads like you that can cause an accident, an overly slow person is just as dangerous as a fast person.
That’s totally right Ninja. Echo, it’s not about people speeding, and it’s not the expectation either that if you are pulling out from an intersection in front of somebody else that you gun it recklessly. It’s about pulling out and making sure you can get up to speed in a reasonable amount of time without holding up the flow of traffic. If you intentionally pull into traffic at a dangerously slow speed, then you deserve to be wiped out by a tractor trailer. BTW, good luck explaining to a cop why you pulled out and got hit by oncoming traffic.
there is a difference between room to pull out and actual ability to pull out without disrupting the flow of traffic. just cause you can fit your car in doesn’t automatically mean you can go if you cant reach the speed of traffic before the person you pulled out in front of rams their car into your bumper. sooo many people do this.
Also- horns were made *specifically* to let “mobile speedbumps” know they’re dumbshits.
I had a dumbfuck pulling out of his driveway (on a highway) and I ended up rear-ending him. Long story short, the judge basically asked him what the fuck he was doing and what sort of shit he was trying to pull in suing me. Needless to say I won. So there are occassions where you can win rear-ending someone.