This is to the stupid twat who took out her vibrator out of her purse to show us COWORKERS what she uses to get off. We didn’t need to see that. As for the bragging about how great it is…um, I used to own that exact model and replaced it a week later with something that actually did the trick. That one you have sucks! Geez, you must get off from just peeing. —Vibrator Expert
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I’ll be glad when March Break ends.
There was nothing wrong with the first one you owned… you just had it in the wrong hole. You should have realized that when it knocked the teeth out of your mouth.
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Hope the folks in the drive-thru didn’t notice the double-double dong she uses on her honey cruller.
If OP’s coworker leaves the purse unattended, a few drops of essence of ghost chili might make for an interesting experiment.
good lord, leaning against a washing machine on spin cycle will ‘do the trick’
what the heck did you upgrade to, op? gas powered? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Please tell me it was an electric toothbrush. Please.
Also: this shit had no place at work. I’d talk to my supervisor and/or HR.
It doubles as a razor to get rid of unwanted stubble down there and face.
THE MONSTERCOCK 5000
“As for the bragging about how great it is… um, I used to own that exact model and replaced it a week later with something that actually did the trick.” Pretty Kitty
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A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
hahaha kitty – electric toothbrush. my boss got nailed at customs once for her. the dude checking was an evil bastard. he ran her case thru the xray and then announced that she had a suspicious item in her bag. once he had the attention of all 100 people milling around he held his hands out and described the shape and size of it, and said ‘it’s electronic, maybe has a battery’ and leered at her.
he hauled it out hoping, i am sure, to embarrass her. all it was was her damn toothbrush.
he was some pissed after that.
What’s with women using vibrators? Hello, us guys with nice dicks are here! Ladies who use vibos are in the fuckin closet!
Wait until she leaves the room, steal the vibe and stir her coffee with it, caffeinated minge, mocha java piss stain latte please Barista.
vibrators are disgusting and so is masturbation. you and your coworker both need to get some morals. sex is supposed to be between two people who love each other. don’t you know, you’re not in it just for you. I have never used a vibrator in my life because I don’t believe in them. I also don’t believe in sex outside of a relationship. before I met my husband, I had gone 17 months without sex because I was single. but now that I’m married, I’m having an unbelievable amount of sex now. heck, just this past week, we must have done it 12 times!
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17 months! Hahaha! That’s rookie territory, MG honey. And before you go all morally superior on us let us consider that you are entitled to your opinion, but it is just that, your opinion and in all honesty the only person who gives two figs about it is…you. Sex can be whatever two consenting adults want it to be. Sex does not require your version of morals for validation. As for frequency, some of us prefer quality over quantity whether that includes masturbation and/or sex toys or not. ~signed, unVanilla Oceanbabe
MyraGirl’s ‘outrage’ is obviously the work of an amateur troll – nobody can be that fucking stupid and still breathe. This post belongs in a 1959 time capsule.
Or perhaps MG was bullwhipped daily by the Cape Breton Sisters of Clarity to keep her fingers from playing the hokey-pokey with her holy pita flaps.
Any ATM MyraGirl?
ha! sohi, this is the only time you have asked that of the appropriate person
Yeah. Myra’s definitely a troll.
And who ever is responsible is really really shitty at it.
PS: MM — nah, that wasn’t me. If someone had’ve pulled out their vibe at work, I would’ve told them in private that it’s inappropriate, makes people feel uncomfortable and tell them they can get in major shit for that. I have a background in HR, so I definitely know what kind of problems they could have, including getting fired and/or sued for sexual harassment. You just don’t talk about sex at work, let alone show off your sex toys.
I think Myrawhore is the same troll who owns an expensive store on SGR?
i went without for 17 hours once.
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: Pretty MONSTERCOCK 5000 Kitty (03/15, 11:05AM)
I knew it wasn’t you but with your pseudonym I just couldn’t resist. But you can talk about your feats with it here, if you like. Diagrams would help.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
OB probably has a muff the size of the Pontiac Silverdome.
Thanks good dog Molly! I knew eventually the ATM comment would work!!!
At my age it takes 17 months just to raise my eyebrows, a shitload longer to stir the one eyed trouser trout.
What is with us women and vibrators, Brawdove? Um, maybe it’s because most of you guys can’t fuck to save your own lives. God, most of you just pound at ‘er, missing my clit completely, finish, then you’re done and soft as fuck again. And when I TRY to position us so my clit is getting bumped during the thrusting, ya shift around and fuck it all up. If I had a dollar for every time I had to take out my toy to get myself off after the dude finishes and falls asleep, I’d have all my student loans paid off. Good on you, OP and your coworker, for taking charge of your own orgasms and not relying on Brawdove and the like.
Bazzer, I notice that our friends the feminazis have begun a campaign to ban the word “bossy.” Quite right. It’s utterly inappropriate and nowhere near as satisfying as “cuntish”.