This is for all the dumb boring bitches being posted here and to all the silly comments. Why do so many people think that bitching about transit workers is interesting? Who cares if the driver didn’t let you on with your coffee, SUV stroller or for less the fare amount. If you really really need to take transit then learn the rules and follow them. Rules are there to guide you. Transit doesn’t care that you are five cents short or that you can’t afford a travel mug why should they. Who are you to them? And by the way the transit driver didn’t make the rules he/she has to follow them and enforce them because that’s his/her job. The people who make the rules don’t drive for Transit. If drivers made the rules it would be a totally different ball game out there. SUV strollers would never ever be allowed to ride and ignorant passengers would be added to a list of people that are not allowed entry on any bus.
I am sick of reading comments posted about how rude some bitchers are for calling a grape a grape. So there are people who find fat people fat. Are fat people skinny? No that’s why we say fat. People are different shapes some are fat and some are not. Some are ugly and some are not. Are we unable to see the difference for fear of being politically incorrect? It’s silly to think otherwise. I know my own body shape and I know how unpretty I am. Most people know when they check themselves before they leave their homes what they look like. Fat people know they’re fat and skinny people know they’re skinny minus those with body dysmorphic disorders and those out there that are legally blind. Stop trying to love everyone and not hate. You sound like a bunch of whites telling your black friends you don’t see us as black. Crazy thought- black people know we’re black. If you see us any other way then you need to check your eyes.
So people smoke outside – big whoop. If you hate the smell of the cancer causing fumes then walk away. Why do you think it’s your right to tell a smoker to move – they have just as much right to be wherever they are as you do? As for the comments about your kids growing up in a bubble-get real. Second hand smoke causes cancer this is a factoid. Back in the day yeah it was okay to smoke – everywhere you went people were smoking. Waiting in emerg at the children’s hospital, doctors offices-even the doctor smoked in his office-schools but now do we smoke there. No that’s right we don’t because we know better- its called progress people.
The right to chose-yay. Go ahead kill yourselves already. If the energy used to get the right to kill yourself could be used to make your life more comfortable while you are living it maybe you wouldn’t want to kill yourself anymore. Thoughts of suicide are a sure sign you are not thinking clearly. Most people left behind when a family member has taken their own life feel to blame and wish they were able to help. Children left behind from suicide have been left with a terrible legacy. Look for ways to help and not kill.
Find more things to bitch about people-and if you find yourself repeating the same old mantra move away from the keyboard and go for a walk. —Smarter Than You
This article appears in Aug 4-10, 2011.
ELL OH ELL. Troll, troll, move along.
Ha ha ha ha! You make me laugh, funny, OP. Considering that YOU’RE the one bored of the bitches, and yet YOU take the time to recap them all, being the annoying repetitive moron that you’re accusing others of being. Don’t like it? FUCK OFF and go for a walk.
ha ha ha. Tool. Tard. Troll.
Can’t talk. Watching invisible cat explosion.
http://www.google.ca/search?q=lolcats+invi… ://www.lolcatpics.com/lolcat-invisible-explosion/&w=500&h=518&ndsp=16&tbm=isch&tbs=simg:CAESEgk6IiCJk1gblSHtaety52SgJA&biw=1024&bih=571
Once more. With feeling:
http://www.lolcatpics.com/images/invisible…
Really though, it’s a bitch board. Don’t read it if you don’t like it. How many things are there really to bitch about in every day life? Of course the same things are going to come back around. I’m glad that there are new posts here every single day, they’re not all going to be genius or even valid, but that’s ok. Lame bitches are better than no bitches. Sounds like you’re taking this a little seriously. You could have put these in the comment sections of the pertaining bitches, but this way you get to remain anonymous. Good job. I’ll think twice before I vent my frustrations The Coast’s WTWWB section, I now understand the severity of my actions. Get bent.
So OP comes on the bitch board to say he’s bored with the bitches. I understand some of the bitches are repetitive but they are everyday things (smoking, buses, imcompetent driving, bicycles vs.cars)and a lot of people like to vent. However, I do not believe assisted suicide is a common bitch on this site, at least I haven’t seen it before.
The body image topics are hard to take but that’s just people trolling to get a response. You may be trolling, I don’t know.
The whole attitude you seem to give off OP reeks of being smug and opinionated and then to top it off with ‘Smarter than You’ confirms that feeling.
I don’t know what you’re looking for on this bitch board but, by all means, post some of those topics.
Fuck it, troll or no troll.
Why did you find it necessary to identify your ‘race’?
“bunch of whites telling your black friends you don’t see us as black” – Wow, just wow. As a matter of fact, my friends, acquaintances, and co-workers are/were just that, friends acquaintances, and co-workers. Not my black/asian/latino friends…
OB, the world isn’t the problem, your stereotypical bigoted attitude is.
Laughing at your moniker; “Smarter Than You” – highly doubtful
Obvious troll is obvious.
If you were REALLY smarter than me, OB, you’d know how to use a fucking question mark.
Also — sounds like you’re the one who has the problem being black not your white friends. Why else would you mention it? Chip on your shoulder much?
If bitching on a BITCH BOARD is getting to you THAT MUCH, perhaps YOU need to log off the internet for a while.
I was just going to say what PK said: If the bitches on here bother you that much perhaps it is you who has to step away from the keyboard and go for a walk.
Yes some of the bitches are repetitive, and some of them aren’t necessarily valid but thats the nature of LTWWB. It gives an outlet to gripe about daily crap. Don’t like it? Tough shit.
Smarter than I? Doubtful.
So I guess now that we’ve been called out on our “whiteness” and have been stereotyped does this open the door for all stereotypes to be vocalized without fear of our comments being deleted? If you don’t like people being so accepting of other cultures that they see no difference, take your RACIST ass and FUCK OFF it’s people like you that personify the problem. ( if you are even black, which I highly doubt )
This in itself is an original bitch. I have seen this before without the racist undertones.
OP…Kettle calling the pot black eh? Asshole.
@James K. – I believe that kettles prefer the phrase “African-Aluminum” these days.
Parimeters on the Bitch Board – interesting concept. Pass.
Hay, Ivan, does that mean I have to start referring to Molly as “bi-racial” since she’s light black and white?
Or or orrrrr Felix as “African cat-nadian?”
Because srsly.
Feline-Canadian will suffice. Purrrrrrr, Purrrrrrrr.
Lol….a new word for fat people…..shapes.
Would you like to read some old words for supercilous, pathetic gay yuppies?
I don’t have any old words for sebastard, Ivan, but I *do* have this old jpg:
*slightly NSFW*
http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/105426/3…
“Slightly” It’s only NSFW if you happen to be eating lunch at your desk.
As I was.
I’m sorry. Nothing grosses me out, Ivan.
Seriously. I could eat a sandwich on the can, ffs.
And my dream job would be being paid to remove pilar cysts.
I’m only being 90% facetious when I say that too.
Who the eff approved this shite? telling people to go kill themselves, that doesn’t get caught in some kind of moderators net? Yes, I know, it’s just a stupid troll but still – wtf Coast?!?!?!?!
WTF is it with bitches that are over 50 words long? They really piss me – SQUIRREL!!! – um what was I saying? oh well.
Ok, let it be known, I didn’t write this!
http://thatgrapejuice.net/wp-content/uploa…
OH NOES. DONK SANK MY BATTLESHIP >: (
I agree with the first part, some rules can be dumb, but a lot of them are there for a good reason. As for the second, no I don’t call my fat friends skinny but neither do I call them fat fucking ugly pigs, or anyone else for that matter, because I don’t need to put down others to feel better about myself like these bitches of late obviously feel the need to. I can see how saying to a black person I don’t see you as black would be annoying. Basically they’re either saying, you’re not like those OTHER black people or I don’t notice your race because I don’t have to think about race. If a smoker has the right to be in public breathing fumes in my face then yeah they should move, assuming I was there first. Otherwise why shouldn’t they have the right to smoke in any of those other places you mentioned. Aaaand I’m pretty sure that until you’ve lived with a chronic pain disorder (try cluster headaches on for size) you don’t get to pass judgment on why someone might think assisted suicide would be an attractive option. End of story.
the only thing more annoying than the bitches you’ve rehashed is bitching about the bitches you’ve rehashed. Yes. We know people suck and like to bitch. You’re just another one of them.. just a wee bit more pretentious.
Still an entertaining read though. Still an entertaining read…
If people were writing serious bitches they would be on the editorial page. Seriously, you’re actually looking for pithy content here?
“SECOND-ORDER” BITCHES
What we should do here is begin thinking philosophically since this is a “second-order” bitch, i.e., a bitch about bitches. In other words, it is not a “substantive” bitch about any one particular subject. Rather it is a “formal” bitch, a bitch without particular substantive content. But why think philosophically?
Well, philosophy itself is a second-order discipline. Unlike, say, history, philosophy is not concerned with historical facts and explanation as such but rather with the criteria of historical truth and explanation, i.e., the nature of historical truth, the validity of historical evidence, and so on. So, clearly, this bitch has its epistemological counterpart in philosophy. But, where do we go from here?
Where we go, it seems to me, is to attempt to articulate a “third-order” bitch which might serve as the perspective from which such second-order bitches might be critiqued. A third-order bitch, in other words, would be a bitch about second-order bitches that bitched about first-order bitches. But what would a third-order bitch look like? And is the regress of bitches infinite and therefore viscious? Where, in other words, does the regressive chain end?
These, of course, are themselves philosophical questions that must be addressed at another time and, hopefully, by someone else.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Ironic humour?
Verry good annie, your comming along.
If you all agree that smokers should keep a min distance way from the entrance to a public building, then other places are not acceptable as well.
Bleachers, childrens playgrounds, bus stops, etc. In these cases, i see possible examples where it should be ok. But there are other times where it is just plain wrong and ignorant to be smoking there. Use more than 1 brain cell at a time, smokers!
“Children’s playgrounds” … Where are the adult ones? Also, has anyone noticed at a certain grocery store, in their cereal aisle on the sign hanging from the ceiling to tell you what is in the aisle they list “adult cereal” and also “children’s cereal”. I thought it was a good move to put them both in the cereal aisle.
LOL @ Grocery Stores. No business ever lost money by overestimating the laziness and stupidty of their customer base.
Derek Edwards does a great bit about being in a grocery store in the Maritimes and seeing a pineapple with a large “Imported” sign under it.
“I like my tropical fruit to be imported. I find the locally grown pineapple tastes a helluva lot like corn”
children’s playgrounds turn into adult’s playgrounds under certain circumstances.
usually has to be a weekend evening… after dark…
after a minimum of 3 hours into drinking… and potentially playing card or board games.
it’s like burmuda triangle stuff..
they just morph into treacherous, near-fatal mountains of awesomey fun-ness…
especially when it rains.