Hey, jackass driving past me in the van when I was by the Firestation just off of Agricola — thanks for the fucking slush off your wheels. I just don’t get it. Do you think you look cool trying to speed up a deserted street with your wheels spinning in the snow and spraying shit everywhere? Learn to fucking drive.
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.


Yeah people are assholes.
What he’s supposed to avoid every little bit of slush on the road now? Fuck, you seen him coming, make a fuckin’ move and get out of the way. Life must be good if getting wet in a snowstorm is all you have to bitch about. Take a fucken bus idiot