I’m really not sure why you decided you needed the mostly broken benches from my backyard last night. I’ll bet the street value on them is pretty much nil. Since you are aware that you are not a good person, going so far as to stumble back a few blocks and steal my favorite backyard seat a second time after I confronted you, let me just leave you with this.
May your ill gotten gains bring you all the joy and prosperity of 100,000 hangovers. —Benchless Backyard Owner
This article appears in Jan 5-11, 2012.
Firewood, bitch, we needed firewood!
stakes for when the Whampires start attacking
http://www.palzoo.net/file/pic/user/George…
Probably NOT gonna sell them on the street… dummy!
yes o.p., firewood. have you seen the price of fuel lately? yep, that would be my guess, and there will be no evidence left, ceptin ashes.
Metal doesn’t burn. Deadfall is all over halifax, if you need firewood, just pick it up.
Lolz Plait. At first I thought you were dissin Heavy Metal 😉
Ever hear of a Class D fire?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a2OeWS3G-A
OB, why would you have backyard furniture out in the winter?
Get a plastic one next time OP. I hate to agree with Seb but put it away for the winter. Unless, of course, you enjoy sitting out on those -15 February nights.
Well, I do like to sit outside in the winter. My backyard is my living room, so when I want to have friends over… backyard it is.
Fuck that shit…asshole trespassing into my backyard to steal a bench is likely also looking to break into the house to steal my stuff/rape whoever’s inside/slice and dice. Fucker’d be limpin’ out of that yard courtesy of a few well-placed kicks/blows to the pelvis.