To the cool drunk fucks who thinks it’s cool who smash beer bottles in the alley of my house…fuck you. I cleaned it up once this week already and my niece almost walked straight onto the shards of glass today from more broken bottles. If you have no respect for personal property, at least think about the kids asshole.
—Kid TKO
This article appears in May 21-27, 2009.
Disgraceful. These fuckers deserve glass in their feet. No matter how drunk I’ve been in the past I’ve always had that voice in my head controlling my actions short of passing out. They had the voice too, they are just assholes.
Maybe you need a gate or something?
You should purchase a length of piano wire and string it across the alleyway at about neck height. That way when these druken assholes come in to your alley late at night to smash bottles, they’ll get a good one across the throat and hopefully they’ll end up on their backs, in a nice pile of broken glass.
Next time they are in the ally smashing bottles you should chase them with a broom
I like Never Wrongs idea better.
As do I funkmonkey, it has some definite originality.
You COULD up the deal with razor wire, NW/FA…
…just sayin’ (not advocating ANYTHING here…)
This makes me sad cause I’m sure at the age of 15 when I was drinking underage I did stupid shit like this…and I’m really sorry now that I’m an adult. I think NW idea will make these people grow up quickly…It would have done the trick for me.