Stop smoking pot in the woods behind the beach. — Kids Swim here.

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  1. “As a mother, there is NOTHING HARDER THAN RAISING A CHILD. And as a MOTHER, I know that is highly inconsiderate to smoke POT in the WOODS when there are CHILDREN AROUND.

    Heaven forbid I have to EDUCATE my children that there are substances in the world that may not be good for you. Instead, they should be HIDDEN WAY and made curious to discover for themselves that what they DO NOT KNOW.”

    -O.P. As she lights up a Kools and drives off in her navy blue Dodge caravan on the way to Walmart.

  2. Oh lord.. another “My children are present. Everybody put on your sesame street faces”

    Op. Get over yourself. Your kids aren’t the center of the universe and a strange odor isn’t going to destroy them.

  3. Honestly, suck it up. A bit of pot smoking isn’t a big deal, and the kids probably have no idea what it is. If your kid asks about it then maybe you can be a good parent and explain to them what is going on and the potential consequences of such behaviour.

  4. … yes, do the ‘responsible’ thing and smoke up before you head off in the car to the beach…
    That way they can kill you on the way to the beach instead of annoying you while you’re still alive to be able to be annoyed.

    good call.

  5. Ill take a thousand hippies smoking pot in the woods, over 4 dooshbags swilling beer and acting like drunken assholes. And besides, at least with a doobee butt, there will be no smashed glass left behind to slice up your stoopid kids feet.

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