Dear drivers of Halifax,
Thanks to the four drivers on my morning commute who so helpfully stopped their cars and suggested I make an illegal left turn without a right of way. Three of you suggested I should run over three different pedestrians, while the fourth thought I should be happy to be run over by on-coming traffic in another lane. All of you got pissed-off when I refused your “courtesy”. Thanks, but no thanks.
Learn to drive, Halifax. —Should’ve Stayed Home
This article appears in Sep 3-9, 2015.


Pretty sure it didn’t happen that way… maybe you should stay in Dartmouth.
“four drivers on my morning commute” and “All of you got pissed-off” makes this sound bogus.
I’m guessing the OB is really just pissed-off that courteous drivers were letting other people make left turns …. and slowing the OB’s drive by a few seconds each time. Oh, the horror!
All I heard was “blah blah blah, I can’t drive. I should take the bus”.
However… I have seen Halifax drivers STOP at a green light to let someone turn without looking to see if the other lane is clear. If said person takes that turn and gets side-swiped, the “courteous” person who signaled dude to turn has no fault.. but he is totally the cause of the accident! In fact I saw a delivery truck ram a car that took the “courteous” drivers signal to turn and almost got killed for it.. his car was a write-off.. thanks for letting me turn in front of you.. you’re so kind…