To all those paper marking, tweed wearing, glasses cleaning, graying around the temples man-profs who chuckle at their own jokes and whose tangents are athletic: you make smart sexy!
Your office hours make us, the students who swoon at your comments in the margins, think indecent things. Keep giving those brain-gasms! —Lover of the suede elbow patch
This article appears in Oct 21-27, 2010.