It seems that suddenly my local yoga studio has been overtaken by a swarm of rude, obnoxious chicks who cannot seem to keep their yappers shut! I guess you didn’t see (or cannot read) the sign posted on the door announcing that it is, in fact, a ‘silent studio’. Even the instructor can’t get you to shut your trap! Yoga is supposed to be the union of mind, body and spirit. It is not an excuse for you to wear your cool, new yoga pants. Some of us came to yoga to, I don’t know, practice yoga. Go home, gab on your cell phone and leave the yoga to those with a little more depth or just lay there in Savasana, shut your yapper and have some respect for the people around you! Savasana… also known as corpse pose… interesting. —Silence Heals Hearts
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2011.
Sounds like your instructor doesn’t have control of the class. After the first warning. the instructor should be kicking the offenders out.
I agree with Bro Tim. If the studio has rules, then the studio should enforce them.
Personally, drives me mental when people use classes like that as social times. Some classes are meant to be social – others, like yoga are not.
I miss yoga, actually… wish I had the $ to join again.
o.p., are you really that fucking stupid? that you have to go to some place, that you could easily do the same at home. in total quiet if need be. there are videos out there, that will teach you all that tiboo shit you want. and yes, even the yogi bear crap too. get a fucking sense of what you said. if you want no noise, then do it at home.
At least they keep their clams shut. Reminds me of some women at the gym I go to who pedal for 30 seconds and then stop to spend 5 minutes gabbing. Why even bother to improve your health if all you do is exercise your jaw?
Some excellent blow job muscles there then.
I’m with the OP on this one. There’s a bunch in my class who always talk about how “awesome” kettlebell is… EVERY single class for almost the past year. If kettlebell is that amazing, stop going to yoga. Or at least find a new topic to discuss… it drives me mental!
anglo, you are a person of a warped little mind, like me.
I used to call mcdonalds shakes blowjob trainers because by god do you have to suck on them.
Use the force Luke…or get your Yoda instructor to do so ~:)
OP, welcome to my particular version of Hell. Any committee at my work that includes females always gets stretched by almost half again… yap yap yap yap yap