I live off South Park and all damn Summer I’ve had to listen to assholes in loud cars drive one block as fast as they can.
What the hell is going on – is this entertaining? Is every guy with an overpowered penis extension coincidentally racing every light in town?
If you want to drive fast go rent a track or something, because I’m sick of having to hear your stupid car-farts all night every night and I seriously don’t want to have to see your smushed-up remains the day that you finally lose control outside of my house. —Obviously Not A Car Guy
This article appears in Aug 5-11, 2010.


Get their plate number and report them to the police for street racing.
Selective law enforcement. Don’t you just love it?
They are fucking laughably transparent.
hahahahahahahahahaha “car farts”
Love. It.