I know a lot of people think the menstrual cycle is dirty and gross. So why, ladies, must I constantly be reminded as I walk on any beach that the overwhelming choice of feminine product is the tampon? It is incredible the number of applicators on the beaches, I mean there are alternatives, or simply put them in the garbage. Fuck ethenol, they should be making a car that runs off of tampons.

Aunt Flo

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  1. I just puked a little bit and threw up again… almost as bad as the used pad i found by my tanning bed the other day.

  2. I am no pro with this one considering I am a guy , but you would think the toilet would be the last place anyone would want to dispose of something that expands when it gets wet.

  3. Hey Cyril, I’m glad you’re giving up your search for a chick who doesn’t bleed. There are a lot of gay men in the area you can chose from. Oh, you’re only 10, never mind.

  4. Cyril might also consider casting his net in post-menopausal waters. Lots of single 50+ ladies out there, what with women outliving men, and men marrying younger women. And no bleeding. Cyril could be the proverbial kid in a candy store!

  5. Beach Whistles, I have never seen so many in my life. I wonder how many little children have picked these little gems up and put them where everything else a child picks up goes, in their mouth. More accountability and liability should be put on manufactures. They should make more environmentally friendly packaging. Cutting down on plastic bags; waste of time. If the packaging was more appropriate there would be a lot less plastic used in the first place. But that was another Bitch.

  6. A disturbing thought Scott….”beach whistles”…LOLWon’t the harbour solutions project help out with this a bit?…I think all the big chunks are supposed to get filtered.

  7. So Cyril, I am quite curious… What exactly do you think about when you and Lefty are getting jiggy? Animal Planet? Romper Room?

  8. wow cyril, if women were as disgusted about men’s genital emissions as you are about women’s menstrual blood, the human race would die off.grow up with the woman -hating already you effing douche.

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