Dear douchebags,
Why are you everywhere? Are you a sickness? Like a zombie plague? Only a douchier more gel haired version? Why do you tan? What’s with the flexing muscles? And one upping everyone? Why do you walk on other people for no reason? Are you insecure? Is your penis that small? Why do you throw the peace sign up in all your facebook photos? Or do that stupid “duck-lips” pose while throwin down a gang sign…you’re not even in a gang. You’re whiter than my hairy ass! And girls…why do you tend to find yourself in the arms of these types?
—Manly man without a tan
This article appears in Jan 7-13, 2010.
“duck lips” lol. Yo yo hommie wannabee gangsters.
I am sorry but the Douchebag club is not a penis owners only club. There are plenty of women that are also serious douchebags, sometimes they are even worse.
too true der, the douchebaggery club accepts all genders
Pop that collar! lol
LOL at the popped collars, reminds me of the Demotivational Poster with the idiot wearing four polo shirts at once and all of the collars are “popped”. HILARIOUS
two words…
Jersey Shore.
fucking morons.
douchettes can be the girl version haha
douche baguettes?
WORST BREAD EVER!
I get a kick out of the meatheads who wear shirts that are so tight it looks like there wouldn’t even be room for sweat. Walking around with there chest all puffed out , thinking they are god’s gift. It always makes me laugh.
i am lovin this thread douchettes, douche baguettes….nice stuff peoples
Being a female myself, I can’t for the life of me understand why some girls go for people like that…like someone already said, the “Jersey Shore” type haha. If idiot girls would stop having sex with these sleeze bags, they would probably go extinct :)! Well, they’ll probably die off from skin cancer anyway. Oooh and don’t forget about those horrible Ed Hardy shirts they wear haha.
I’m thinking they would likely turn gay…. like in prison.
all the testosterone and no-one to fuck.
I know that was pretty sweeping… try to think of it as a common conception rather than my personal, generalizing thoughts.
As douchey as they are, I would love to spend a night in the sack with one of these guys. Some of them are hot. They may be pricks, but I can over look that for some hot man to man sex!
yea jersey shore types; the thing is these ginos were around in the 70’s when i was in my teens and they were the laughing stocks of us “mange cakes” it’s like everything bad from that era is big again; the killer is the italian groups up in arms about the show wtf these idiots have been around for decades they just didn’t have their own show
it’s only the fact that they’re calling themselves by that name that italians are screaming…
If they were just calling each other jocks, douches, etc.. no-one would have a problem.
In fact, it’s them causing trouble for their own…
Like if the house was full of black people and they were calling each other ……
well I suppose that would be bleeped… but you get the point.
not to mention I’m sure their families aren’t that happy with what’s going on in there…
@Kirbul: those guys suffer from the Invisible Lats Syndrome…walking with their arms out to their sides as if they had more lats than they actually do.
Some believe ILS is connected to brain damage, I tend to agree.
speaking of douchebags,you have just won first prize of the day, again, proably.
Aww Life Sucks…do you have ILS?
I get a good laugh out of the meatheads who walk around with their chests stuck so far out they look like they’re going to fall forwards. Especially the ones who keep their elbows 6-10 inches from their torso at all times, sway left to right when they walk, and tan until they’re orange… pretty much makes my day. They constantly survey as they walk, trying to make eye contact with everyone who will look at them. I think the same look is actually meant to simultaneously attract women, and intimidate other men. Here’s a secret: you can tell what part of the city they’re from by the size of the gold hoop earrings they’re wearing… I think it’s how they mark their turf.
Anyone who is attracted to this type of man is without a doubt as shallow and self centered as they are, and probably has an IQ of less than 10.
HAHA Them terds don’t bother me – it’s the small and ordinary ones that will likely kill you. The chestys are just making up for a small dick !!!!!! I remember once ( I am fairly built and abit below average height) one doing that walk and doing the shoulder bump , funniest thing was when i checked his ass into a bus shelter ( I play hockey ) and the priceless look on his face . And the fact he didn’t know what to do after that . I guess it also means ” I can’t fight and I feel intimidated – therefore my big chest will scare them into submission “, while secretly hoping to hell it works .I suggest the girls that date them keep the abused womens shelter number on speed dial – because thats all these guys can literally beat – women . And the rest of em – just closet gays is all !!!
no der, i suffer from a thing called lacanoocie, a hawaiian desease, that can only be cured with lots of sex. another type of ils is, ifinately lacking sex,of which i used to subscribe to, at one time. but i digress.
Hehehe I like that..Lacanoocie. There are ways to overcome that but often it comes with an added cost…trappanotaloudtothinkforurown (Source Language Unknown), the intitial symptoms are a sudden change in the way a sufferer dresses and they must refer to themselves as “we”…
; )
Douchebags of the world unite!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqEBQjWRws
The reason they exist is simple… a lot of women go for them, over and over again, and guys like to get laid…Discussion over…
LMAO @ that link!
logic, my thoughts, exactly.
Here’s another good one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_faInfFMtr4
Both doucebag videos have ads for feminine hygiene products linked to them…funny.