To the asshat who decided it would be a good idea to take a dump on a Henry Street doorstep at 2am on February 19, you shithead! Seriously, animals have more dignity about their defecation than you do. Next time you decide to get plastered so far out of your fucking mind that you feel it wise to shit on someone’s steps, you better make it your own. Fuck off and lay off the sauce! —Dumped-on Basement Dwellers
This article appears in Feb 18-24, 2010.
YEAH REALLY, BUT AT LEAST YOU GET TO BITCH HERE ABOUT IT, NOW IF THEY READ THE COAST, SIGH.
hopefully they didn’t target your dwelling but were being…well…i don’t know i don’t have a word for someone who shits on steps
Just go up to pizza corner and find out which customer took the most napkins when they left…
Why does the OP ass-ume the shitter was drunk? Huh?
ummm… hate to say it, but nothing about this suggests “random defecation”…. I mean, on a doorstep? Even completely hammered I would imagine someone would still realize beside a tree or in a driveway might be better options. Unless, of course, your light was on and he had something to read…..
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wait, you knew it was 2am?
did you carbon date the steaming pile?
if you knew the time, that indicates you watched it? or listened in?
at the moment, I’m not sure who’s worse… the mad shitter or the buddy eavesdropping.
paingirl, in the states, they call them, “stoop poopers”.
it does sound like the op was watching said stoop pooper
good one jonno best to turn the front porch light out
speaking of stoop pooper…
where’s your donair bitch jonno?
I’m waiting…..
Yeah, my donair bitch…… well to be honest, I really did enjoy the bottle of Ginger-Ale. So my dining experience wasn’t all THAT bad. Plus, I guess I could have just gone and gotten a knife and fork like any normal diner would have done. How about I post a bitch concerning my own stupidity? LOL
be happy in wondering what did they wipe with?
I’m not sure what the post max size is on here… so you may want to summarize.
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zZz…. how about I just save myself the additional typing and loan you the countless notebooks I have filled with my own stupid experiences…. IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE GETTING AT???? Nice, real nice…….
any time.