…when someone tries to force their religion down your throats. Even on facebook, there are these people, some brain dead, tho they may be, are flaunting their shit over a supposedly neutral site. And blessing this, that and the big shit of dog shit they stepped in. ENOUGH PEOPLE, if you want to believe, fucking a-okay by me. But please stop being such a twit and posting this shit anywhere and everywhere. And putting a picture of a fucking cat up, with it’s paws grabbing for something, doesn’t mean the fucking this is praying, preying maybe, waiting to a fat, juicy bird, that is all. Don’t try to read some other bullshit into it, my cats do it all the time, and trust me, they don’t believe in this god, speghetti monster, zorro, or even buddah or mohamad. Give it the fuck up. If you wanna go to a place to sit and listen to some old diddler drone on for hours, good luck. Leave the rest of us out of it, THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH. —LIFE SUCKS
This article appears in Mar 25-31, 2010.
YEAH!
But, don’t good cats still go to Kitty Heaven when they die?
Can it really be considered “shoving it down your throat” when they’re posting it on their Facebook account, which is also their personal space…? Mind you, I’m not religious in the slightest. But if someone wants to post a picture of a cat on FB with some caption saying, “My pussy is praying,” I’m not going to assume they’re shoving their religion down my throat. I wasn’t aware that Facebook was a neutral site. I mean, I suppose in concept it is, but it permits many groups on FB that are about various peoples’ beliefs.
Let’s not forget that Facebook actually also has a spot in the info for you to state your political and religious views.
you get me wrong, it was not on a private page, it was on the main fucking page of crap book. and then you have these fools showing up at your door every so often. and fuck, don’t walk out side, they will come at you like a flock of gulls, even on the most miserable days. today, i was talk to about god and shit, at 3 different bus shelters, that’s a bit too much. are they camped out there, waiting for some poor fuck to come, and wait for a bus, and prattle on til it finally comes. this is to me, trying to force it down my throat.
LS, the busy-bodies have to have something to do to keep getting up every day…
you’d think with ‘heaven’ potentially getting cramped what with all the new limbo ‘souls’ and high population, they would want to keep numbers down a little more…
but that would be greed and going against your fellow humanoid.
smile and ignore…. just smile and ignore.
an offside: arrest the pope…angry face from paingirl
Um, I’m pretty sure the cat praying thing was just a harmless joke. I’m fairly certain that no one actually thinks it was praying… If it’s not your taste in humour then fine…
chill out
Ah, okay. Then I understand a bit more, LS. It gets especially frustrating when they interrupt you at busy times. I remember once in my first year, I was sitting in the SUB, having lunch and studying for my test I was having that day, and these two guys came up to me and asked if they could talk to me about religion or whatever for a bit… said they were a part of Campus for Christ. In spite of saying I was studying for a mid-term, they sat down anyway… I don’t know really much ABOUT religion. I’ve never read the Bible or anything like that; I just don’t really care that much. But I bullshitted my way through the convo anyway. At the end the guy actually said, “Now, you can’t deny that God exists.” That’s the main part that annoyed me.
Then I had some try to stop me on my way to my sister’s ultrasound (which I was already late for). I hate it when they do that.
If I ,for example, had a dozen teaching facilities ,1 in each Province of Canada & it was found that a few instructors had been sexually abusing children here & there & not every instructor just a half dozen or so…My schools would be closed down in a second ! Charges would be laid the Media would be having a frenzy.
But if it happens to be a church that this same behavior is taking/has taken place…its much more subdued & sober proceedings & surprise ,surprise the places are still open & still in business.
Shocking what you can get away with, when you control more wealth & money than most countries !
I agree OP, but don’t forget Athiests can be just as annoying. I don’t care about why you’re convinced god does or does not exist. Keep that shit to yourself, or go bore someone to death who’ll listen!
The last time the religious nuts knocked at my door I happened to be wearing a Marilyn Manson T-shirt, they saw my welcome mat which says “welcome friends” and has a pot leaf in the centre and Black Sabbath was blasting from my record player (yes I said record player).
Also it was 2 in the afternoon and I had just gotten out of bed…shift work means I got home at 5am so that’s kind of normal for me…and I looked a mess
They kind of gave up quickly and I haven’t seen them since. Maybe because I told them I thought god lived in the neighbours dog…I had just read about the son of sam and it sounded like a good thing to say at the tiem.
god loves everyone unilaterally…
everyone dies…
therefor god unilaterally loves everyone that dies…
why is he against suicide again???
we just wanted to get into heaven before all the free booze during happy hour was gone.
When it comes to talking about an invisible old dude sitting in the sky, my brain automatically starts humming ‘Turkey in the Straw’.
the invisible old dude in the sky…that didn’t fool me even when I was a kid !
then there’s the BS about how he created us & loves us blah , blah, blah, blah ,B L A H !
But you piss him off, its off to HELL & DAMNATION FOR ALL ETERNITY …but I thought he loved us ?
LMFAO & ROTF !!
Anyone who believes that fairy tale, needs real professional help. No one on the planet has a scam going as big as the religious folks, not Maddoff’s Ponzi scheme, not the latest manipulation of gold & silver prices world wide…no no one anywhere has got a bigger Bullshit story being believed by the gullible bigger than religious groups blatent BullShit !