Yeeah. I know shes your best friend. But I’m your boyfriend. and I love you both, but well her, not nearly as much. She’s more like family love, like i-fucking-hate-your-guts-sometimes-when-you-piss-me-off-but-I-have-to-love-you kinda love. except wait. she doesnt do shit for me. she just kicks me, makes weird noises, and is the third wheel. exept not really, because we try not to make her feel akward. But shes ALWAYS there, so that translates to never having any intimacy. thank you for keeping me from getting any. yes i know, its not all about that, but lemme fufil some basic urges here..
—stop following us! Dx
This article appears in Nov 5-11, 2009.
ooo, but wait until you DO get the intimacy…
not every day you get to have a threesome with a girl you love and a girl whom you fucking-hate-her-guts-sometimes-when-she-pisses-you-off-but-you-have-to-love-her love.
she can be second.
🙂
stop inviting her
Maybe your GF doesn’t like you and wants to have her gal friend around to make the day more entertaining.
I kindove agree with Miles here….
Maybe you should tell this (a little more politely) to your girlfriend.
You might be the problem?
You can fulfill your basic urges with your hand.
jesus o.p., invite me over sometime,then you can do the nasty all night with no problem, as she would be too busy to bug you.
Bail out of this one, OP – she’s using her friend to say what she really feels – she doesn’t want to do the hot monkey love dance with you – move on and find someone who’ll not mask her feelings behind her always-there little buddy.
just get drunk and have a three-some, then kick her outta ya lives.