To the resident of my building who likes to eat half a roast chicken and then toss it in the cardboard bin in the basement. I have some questions:

1) Why do you never eat the whole chicken? (You can buy half a chicken you know).
2) Why not toss them into the green organic thing just 3 feet away? In fact, it is slightly closer to the door.
3) Are you angry with us? Is it me? Can I make it better?

Just wondering. —chicken finder

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  1. The bitch board is awfully quiet this morning…is everybody practicing their “duck and cover” drills?

  2. I’m back! I’m happy to say that my busy couple of weeks are done at work, so once again I’ll be here… just wish there was something interesting happening. Oh well. How was everyone’s weekend?

    Oh and chicken. Ick. It must be some kind of passive aggressive thing…

  3. 10 fucking year I work on this pran. It very compricated pran, but I got Arec Barrwin. When you see Arec Barrwin, you see true ugriness of human nature.

  4. hey dancing lobster lady^^excellent sunday thank you, much baking. this bitch is funny…fuckayou chicken and a cow…rawk

  5. It ’twas a lover-ly day! Mmm… baking… I made a batch of cranberry nut cookies which went quickly in the office, means the recipe is a keeper and I’ll make some later this week for the family. 🙂

    I think I’ll get my Christmas baking started next weekend.

  6. Please stop talking about baking >: (
    When I came back to work this morning there was a hearse parked in front of the building – I think they’re trying to tell me something.

  7. Turns out one of the young guys in the warehouse finally got his licence and is now able to drive the bitchin set of wheels he rebuilt. We’ll be waiting for ya with bells on Painey. Hell, we might even tidy up a little *Narf*

  8. Saw that the summer before I went to uni. I can quote more of it than I can “The Divine Comedy” and that’s a fact.

    “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!”

  9. “It sure is good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club. We’d like to do for you a tune titled Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong. So HIT IT!”

  10. Yum lobsters. Now those smell nice when the shells end up in the trash. LOL. Attracts all the feral cats and homeless.

  11. as a guy i once knew said” who threw that fucking chicken”. as he was going to jail for stealing a chicken from sobeys, when it fell out of his coat.

  12. Actually, Sebastard. A lot of cats don’t like lobster or other shell fish. My cats HATE lobster, dead OR alive.

    That shit does stink though. I’ll give you that one.

  13. My kitty loves the tuna water… too bad I don’t eat it more than a couple times a year, but he goes wild every time.

  14. He could be feeding the homeless, one half chicken at a time. It’ll stay cleaner on cardboard than in the orgainics or garbage.

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