To the dark curly-haired lady server working the graveyard shift at a certain pizza and beer joint: fuck you. We were a party of 9 and we sat on the only side of the restaurant (the dining side) that could actually accomodate us. You didn’t smile or even say hello when you walked over, and when we asked if we could just split food and get drinks, you put your face down to the table level, talked to us like we were infants, and then slammed menus on the table when we hadn’t even decided to stay or not. It amazes me how people like you get into the industry in the first place. Get a fucking personality or get the fuck out of the serving industry and make room for some people who actually know how to treat customers. —Could’ve Slapped You
This article appears in Apr 12-18, 2012.


She was probably just mad because she wasn’t serving Bill Cosby.
Soooo, did you leave?
Nothing like the sweet aroma of shared food drizzled in spit with a smattering of urine drops.
good server, bad server, we gets them all here. and maybe something you said there, but not here, warrented this outburst from her. jast thinking maybe you are not telling all the truth here.
if you did slap her, and it was my wife/g.f., you would be in the fucking hospital,nursing a broken jaw, or worse.
Let me guess, if she hadn’t slapped down the menus just then, you would whine that she was slow in getting your menus. I’m so sorry you didn’t get top drawer service from an all night pizza joint. Lol.
I’m not sure the whole story is coming out here either. The server seems awfully angry about splitting food and drinks. Something else happened I bet.
Everyone hates hipsters, especially in groups.
yeah, who wants to serve these douches..
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mocking you because you’re ‘working’ for a ‘fancy restaurant’… like a sucker.
You really should be painting what’s in your heart and learning the bagpipes.
life sucks. I don’t know about OP but I am a female. I can slap the fuck out of whomever i please thank you.