To 1% extra hot Latte Woman.
We all hate you and your holier-than-thou attitude. The way you glare at those of us you deem unworthy of making your drink. Newsflash! We all make your ridiculously hot drink the same way, you pompus cow! Why do you even need your drink so hot? You can’t possibly drink it at that temperature. It wouldn’t suprise me if you used it to scald the homeless and children who get in your way as you strut down the street! Just know this: We may smile and offer you our thanks… but that’s decaf you’re drinking 🙂
This article appears in Feb 21-27, 2008.


Snobby assholes. Its life,get over it. But keep up the Decafe…
I’ll have a grande non calf, non fat skinny latte please (or whatever the hell they call it) ……. hehe
1% extra hot latte???? Maybe coffee is like a dog and resembles its owner. 1% tolerance, extra hot temper. That is the most pretentious coffee order I’ve ever heard – has to be Starbucks.
“Designer” coffee is so overrated not to mention over priced!!!!
LOVE IT LOVE IT. LMAO…..i used to love the guy who went into tims and had to place two fingers up twice while he said double double like we couldnt count… Keep up the great work. I always tell my friends be nice to service people if not they can do nasty things to ur food and u get what u deserve….