Dear Inconsiderate Bitch at the Alderney Ferry Terminal on July 15th around 2pm. Didn’t see me there my ass. You walked right by me pushing my daughter’s stroller, and said ‘thank-you’ for letting you pass with your stroller and other children in tow.
Your friend held the door for you, and as soon as you were through, you let it go, almost slamming it on my child’s legs. When I talked to you about it, you claimed ignorance, which I’m assuming is not a far stretch from the truth. I hope that you have the fortune of doing that to someone who is a little closer to your mammoth size and would be brave enough to say more to your face. Sadly my hundred pound body cannot contest with your tube top wearing whale structure, thus I let it go and walked away.
To all those who don’t look behind them, I won’t let it happen again, so open your eyes and watch out for ladies with strollers. We can’t always juggle everything.
—MadMom
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2009.
“tube top wearing whale structure”…. I’m crying. Some hilarious bitches lately, wording-wise.
I was at the Canada Day celebration at Alderny Landing. There were whole “Pods” of tube top wearing whales.
Come on guys, it’s glandular.
this happened to PK yesterday by some 40-something virgin who actually thought he was hot shit.
Yeah, and he gave the SB barista the stink eye when he couldn’t recognize the name of the drink he ordered.
Frig I hate people like this. I feel for you, OP. It takes MAYBE 2 seconds to hold the door for someone. I feel bad when I DON’T hold the door for someone! *sigh*
Glandular my ass. It’s probably most associated with stuffing her pie hole with copious amounts of Twinkie related food groups, followed by a large washing down of said sugary slop with a string of 2L bottles of Pepsi. Usually pods of whales are of the same species and don’t they all just look so alike.
A run of the mill obese, ignorant slag.
Sounds like the ‘lady’ I saw today snarfing french fries at the local burger joint. Her monstrous rippling back fat, and at least 75% of her sweaty white ass were hanging out over her flannel pajama bottoms. Come on, flannel pajamas? I never really got that fad. If you MUST wear those (like say, your house burned down and that’s the only thing that survived the blaze) at least wear ones that cover your caboose.
to the mooseman wearing the reindeer coveralls by the autobus- how would you like it if someone skinned you alive and wore your back as a raincoat? next time you fall down in front of me, im going to laugh at you.
I know. Like she couldn’t use the workout of holding a door. This wasn’t the first time this had happened to us either. Same place, different door, different stunned bitch.
Why must I have to deal with these… I wanna say tools, but tools serve a purpose, these asses just waste precious air and space.
What ever happened to using condoms? Mandatory sterilization programs would solve the problem of people like her.
If only .
While I agree that most fatties out there are fat because they’re inactive and don’t eat properly, there are some that DO have medical conditions, and there are some who are working on their weight. I know a few people who would still fit into the typical visual description y’all are proposing here who have already lost a considerable amount of weight and are still working on the rest. I also know a few people with psychiatric disorders who’s medication makes them gain shitloads of weight (some bi polar meds can make you gain A LOT of weight — one friend is 100lbs overweight because of their bi polar meds. He doesn’t eat more than he ever did and he used to be super thin).
Don’t judge every book by its cover, guys. I mean, the large majority of fatties (esp ones found in fast food joints) are fat by their own doing, but some fatties are either working on it or don’t have a choice BUT be fat. Not EVERYONE is ABLE to be a size 6.