You see those stupid fucking drinking and driving commercials saying take a cab, have a designated driver or take the bus – fuck that ya drunks, why should people paying for the bus have to listen to your drunk asses singing and telling us how drunk you are? Why the fuck the bus drivers let you on I don’t know, you were a PAAAAARTY of 5 and 4 of you were smashed, one of you were so fucking discabowtalated I bet she didn’t even know she was on the bus.
SURE YOU GIRLS WERE FUNNY for 5 minutes. You really look like fucktard drunks on a bus, so don’t drink and drive, or take the bus. You may have been beautiful, all of you, but once your lips moved you made no sense. Your lucky the sleeper bandit wasn’t on the bus, COLLAGE KIDS, GET FUCKED UP SURE, BUT TAKE A FUCKING CAB! —Had a long day at work
This article appears in Sep 2-8, 2010.
Is discabowtalated a new word?
Koda, if you went to ‘collage’, you’d know what it meant 😉
if you went to ‘collage’, you’d know what it meant 😉
This century you mean?
drunk or not, they are paying customers. why should the bus driver refuse the 4 or 5 of them just to keep you happy. hope you have an ample supply of earplugs, school is now in session 😀
Because if they’re students they probably have a UPass and thus would make far more sense to take the bux?
Given that the bus is ‘public’ transportation and not ‘private’, passengers should be prepared to put up with all sorts. As long as the drunks aren’t puking their donairs all over the place who cares!
Better a drunk on a bus than behind the wheel.
ditto BT
you simply get up, walk over, plow one on the beak, tell the rest to stfu, then calmly sit back down. if they start to mouth off some more, just give next in line, taste of what first one got.
You’re a “paying” customer?? what, $2.25?? Guess what, that’s not going to guarantee you a peaceful ride on the bus. No matter how… discowtalated (??)… they were, I think it’s great they took the bus and are being safe.
Make the best of a bad situation OP. Whip out the camera phone, introduce yourself as a regional talent scout from “Girls Gone Wild ” and take yourself a nice portfolio of tittie pix for those slow nights at the call center.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
discombobulated is spelled exactly how it sounds….
and while Ivan had quite the revelation there,
this is going to be a regular occurrence.
Wait… wait a minute, they were on the bus?
that means they were smashed before midnight… this must have been on the way TO downtown barsville!
wonder if they even got in…
I can’t believe someone is complaining about drunk people taking the bus…Why don’t you take a cab OP? Then you’ll have a much better ride everytime. Oh, too expensive to take a cab everywhere? Go figure.
OP is just upset because even in their intoxicated state the drunk chicks were able to spell better than him.
Is that why traffic is all a fuckery this week? Those little “I wanna education” fuckstars are back?
Some grumpy loser coming home from their 8 hour shift at McDonaldson in SACKVILLE or something…reminded once again that everyone is having more fun then them.
sounds like the yonge st night bus…good times
I bet one of them was Dino!
Unless the girls are super-excessively loud, spewing profanity, drinking on the bus, or getting violent and/or naked, we’ll tolerate them. They’re only on the bus for a short time, and they could be driving. Suck it up buttercup.
and we all thank you for it…
not subjecting those drunkards from swarmings and crosswalk slaughter.
Some nights it’s like Death Race 2000 out there.
Awww PG… the Vomit Comet…. I remember it well.