ok, im going to try to be as politically correct about this as i can. First i would like to start by saying I have absolutely nothing against gay/bi-sexual people,in fact I’ve experimented myself. What do I have a problem with at the moment is a group of Men ages 25-70 that meet on the the dirt path big enough for a truck and is attached to PUBLIC park to Give/receive blow jobs in the bushes… not even Woods people.. behind bushes! For one maybe you are all exhibitionist and i think that’s great! but I shouldn’t have to worry about walking my dogs at the park at 10:30am on a Sunday morning and fear having to interrupt 2 or more men in the bushes.. not to mention the gay porn mag pages and condoms that are littered all around. Why not meet at someones house and have your orgy’s there? what it seems like to me is that some of you are living double lives and are hiding all of this from your Wives/girlfriends/families.. or that your trading blowjobs for drugs… either way relocate please. —just go somewhere else
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But Meaty doesn’t have a car! And his parents don’t let him bring boys over anymore.
Call the cops. Again and again and again.
TJ! I’m shocked!
Yeah, so OB…
You may want to revise your assumptions – too many errors to point out.
Also, you may want to research the whole it’s-gay-guys-sucking-cock-in-bushes… the majority of us don’t; the majority of them are heterosexually-identified and highly-closeted “questioning-my-sexuality” guys.
You don’t have to take my word for it, the research is out there, online and readily available. Try Google.
As far as the topic goes, maybe you should find another park or another part of it; it’s huge.
If you go looking for something objectionable and find it, do you really have the right to complain?
Sex acts in public are illegal, so yes she does. Where do you get that she’s going out looking for something objectionable?
heterosexually-identified and highly-closeted “questioning-my-sexuality” guys.
=
gay
Gay or straight, who cares? Don’t like it, walk somewhere else? Give me a fucking break.
What a bunch of bullshit, no one wants to be walking their dog and come across (ha ha) two guys fucking, except for a girl/guy looking to be a 3rd.
C’mon, theres no way to make this the OB’s problem.
Ahhh! So it would be acceptable if it were a guy and a girl! I see…
I would extend this bitch to all the straight people perving around doing the same thing.
I don’t care who you’re sleeping with. Because unless it’s me, I don’t want to look at it.
The city should put up Loading Zone signs around the bushes.
No Meaty, it wouldn’t. Who said or implied that?
My, my… the double-standards!
I would extend this bitch to all the straight people perving around doing the same thing.
I feel like, for your sake Meats, I should repeat myself. Though normally i do not make a habit of doing that.
… “The city should put up Loading Zone signs around the bushes.”
Seems more like an Unloading Zone from what the OP describes. :p
Perhaps it was the Choir Group in the ^^^ Bitch “Men are behaving like assholes?” perhaps they needed a man fat gargle to lubricate their vocal chords?
Mister Meaty is giving the rest of us gays a bad name. …ok, not as bad as the ones referred to in the OP.
I don’t think there’s a double standard and I’m sure the OP meant anyone doing that type of activity in public. I think the suggestion of “walk somewhere else” or “find a bigger park” is stupid. If it’s a public space, it should be for public use. Sex isn’t a public activity and shouldn’t be in the parks – obviously!
Exactly themax, no double standards over here.
WTF, Meaty? So it’s ok to be held to a different standard if you’re gay, but the real people who are perpetrating this crime aren’t fully gay yet, so it doesn’t count anyway? That about right?
You aren’t different, you aren’t special in any way, you’re just a regular ass human being like the rest of us.
Besides, correct me if i’m wrong but wouldn’t being in the closet make you LESS likely to do it in public?
It doesn’t matter who you are. Either we’re all fucking in public, or none of us are.
Well TJ, a couple so far:
Cranky: “…no one wants to be walking their dog and come across (ha ha) two guys fucking, except for a girl/guy looking to be a 3rd.”
Crayons: “Because unless it’s me [fucking in the bushes], I don’t want to look at it.”
See? Double-standards!
themax:
Remember we (gays) are not one person nor do we have one moral standard.
I represent myself and own values and morals, not yours nor the rest of the gay men in the world (as cruising and/ or having sex in public isn’t restricted to Halifax; in case ya’ll weren’t aware).
Crime? LOLOL! Crime! LOLOLOLOL!
Are you sexually-repressed Stephen? Did you need to meet me and themax in the bushes?
LOLOLOL!
*Meaty stirs the pot, cackling; he visualizes the witches from Shakespeare’s Macbeth*
In my example 1 (or both) of the two guys fucking could be bisexual, as suggested by “except for a girl/guy looking to be a 3rd.”
Ambiguous on my part, I admit. I should have said “a couple fucking” in my initial post, I probably meant to but it lost in my late afternoon caffeine less brain….
Apologies.
Though, I thought my intent was clear with “Gay or straight, who cares?”
Yes, Meaty, I’m a sexually repressed, closet homosexual in dire need of a handjob at the park. Now that’s sharpening the edge of sexual adventure!!!!!
It’s funny, even though you’re gay, you still use it as an insult.
Summits are just the regs all rolling around in some bushes fucking each other, stopping only to consume eggs benny from take out containers. Or so I gather.
Pretty much.
>: (
We also get blasted on Caesars and ride our fixies with careless abandon wherever we want.
excuse me, i don’t ride a fixie but everything else is true^^
Spurious – I must’ve been gipped the only time I attended a summit, all I got was a handjob from TTFN and Ivan dunked his toast in my egg yolk.
OP – it could’ve been worse.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/…
Poor guy, probably wanted to rub one out while his hands were still greasy from the hashbrowns. The question is, did he lick his fingers before or after the wanking?
Now you know why there’s a hole in a donut. I’ll have a medium double double, a honey cruller, some napkins and 10 minutes peace in your parking lot for a quick ham shank, and the only tip you’re getting is a look at my bell end.
Fook Me, Baz. That were a response worthy of Teesside Tintin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mXABhysAng
Ah yes, the Tug-Tug Feel Nuts system. It’s a very good system.
Hetero/homo/bi whatever, if it’s public place, keep it in you pants. OP must have taken a stroll along Testicle Lake in Burnside.
The solution?
Sex parks
fool on – but the S & M crowd will want ON leash parks.
George for the win
The Aussies have the solution:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-23…
At least none of us had to sit through THIS for six hours:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-23…
I think it is that walking trail in Burnside you’re talkin’ about. They should have a peace officer patrol that site 24/7 and arrest these pervs. People who work in the industrial park would like to go for a walk and enjoy that public area FFS, go somewhere private, knob-gobblers.
6 hours of jerkin his gherkin? Blisters on his palms and a splint on his wee wee.
The Swedes should stick to making furniture……..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-23…
Betcha that’s going to be one of the first laws challenged by a sharia court.
Meaty and sebastian should both be put on an abandoned island somewhere and a drone strike be sent to said island. Hopefully they don’t give the island AIDS while there.
By combining the fields of psychoanalyst and therapist Sebmeat has created a whole new field of mental hygiene:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash…
If they can’t get their knobs gobbled, perhaps they might want to try these places?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-23…
They better not go to the Shearwater show this year.
This, not only covers the oral sex issue, but as an added bonus it also covers buses, well, a bus station.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-23…
Well not only double-standards but death-sentences and annihilation!
Really, you’re relying on hate-speech to voice your displeasure about minor infractions?
It’s unfortunate that we can’t have decent debate without thinly- veiled homophobia and internalized homophobia clouding it.
Ivan, I am not another incarnation of Sebastian… And no, I don’t know gay Bob from Toronto…
Gay Bob.
http://www.jeremyriad.com/wp-content/uploa…
Oh, if only I had kept him in his original packaging instead of videotaping him in the microwave with an overdub of Harvey Fierstein reading excerpts from Torch Song Trilogy.
Live an learn, wha?
LOLOL! I LOVE that!