To the young creep who runs the crooked security company in metro (but is really based out of the US); your fear mongering and aggressive tactics are going to catch up with you sooner or later. Screw you for terrifying my sister and telling her about all the “recent break-in’s” in the neighbourhood that turned out to be bullshit, then trying to push your way in to her house over and over when she already said “No”. I heard about all the elderly people you’ve conned, and I hope some day Karma kicks your ass royal. Halifax be warned; don’t buy this guy’s BS!
—sick of crooks
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2009.


This prick was on my front lawn recently too. When I told him no 3 times and he still wouldn’t leave I thought; “self, let’s fuck with this guy”. So I took up almost an hour of his time (he was happy to ramble on about his company’s alarm systems), when he pulled out documents for me to sign; I then remembered that I already have an alarm system and the next door neighbour is a cop. The guy was pretty pissed at me, “…I told you NO three times already…” I said to the guy and then mentioned he was trespassing. He left in a BIT of a huff.
Send them to my area on South St.
Would have a field day with these folks.
Your right on OB; there was a write up in the paper today on that very subject! There is a rash of serious pressure tactics with these guys every summer when they hire new recruits and let them out of the pressure school boot camp to earn a living.
This is why sometimes I’m glad I live in an apartment building (which DOES have a security system…..on the first two floors :P)
Oh please someone send them my way!
I’d have a hoot arguing with these guys.
Security guy: “You need protection!”
Myself: “I have condoms, an aluminum bat, a ninjato and goggles. I’m very protected, chump!”
Smee – what paper?