i don’t know, whatever. i just thought this was a place to post your grievances. not submit them for editing and changes and quashment. i know what i mean. and i’m only really interested in reaching others who know what i mean. and the people who i’m interested in reaching probably look beyond my “poor” grammer. i guess it’s pretty fun to read your stuff in a paper and know that others are reading your stuff in the paper. but not at the expense of losing the spirit of what i’m bitching about. i thought this was the coast? not like, some north korean or islamic republic of iran paper. or fox news.
i imagine this won’t make the website, but that’s fine. it’s more directed at you, mrs.mcarthy, my 7th grade english teacher who also didn’t like the things i wrote and apparently now has a job editing bitches at the coast. whatever, who cares, it’s not like i’m trying to get my stuff in papers, i was just pissed and it’s fun to vent here sometimes. except it’s less fun when everything gets re-interpreted for mass consumption. why don’t i just go listen to c100 or z103 while i’m at it. —former bitcher.
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
Troll.
no editing please, modbird
Buh-bye
I totally agree with pain-sis. No editing. Bitches only require one author.
To be clear, I only edit what it says may be edited: grammar, spelling, things that may threaten anonymity. Once in a while I edit out certain words that I am told to.
It also states length bird. I know my original concert bitch had a couple lines cut from it. I’m long winded as all fuck though so I understand.
And for the record I’m glad you at LEAST edit for things like putting a capital at the beginning of a sentence. Makes it a lot easier to read.
Says right in the rules, ‘may be edited’.
Coast bitch board, Coast web-site, Coast rules.
I really don’t see the issue, if a point has been edited out of th bitch, you can always post it as a response.
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Its OK bird, I still loves ya 😉
I would say edit for anonymity only. Spelling and grammar reflect a lot about the writer and the writer may intend to do that.
Last comment I had printed (awhile ago) they misprinted my screen name as “longfellow”. Not happy. They fuck up sometimes though, no harm done.
Well at least “Life Sucks” is gone from this message board for the most part. He always comes back just when we think he is gone though. To spread his obnoxious attitude and poor grammar. Good Riddance.
I think about not editing for capitals, formatting, etc. But then I wonder if it won’t be frustrating to read. For example, a lot of people submit bitches in all caps. It’s a bitch to edit but I do it because all caps is so annoying to read. Or people WhO wRiTe LiKe ThIs which also happens. I know I might accidentally edit something that is meant to be that way as a reference or a joke but it’s one of my biggest pet peeves so I can’t help it. I don’t know…
I am a bit of a puritan when it comes to writing. I think it’s important not to lose our language, so I totally understand your urge Mod-bird.
If you want to be understood, you must learn to properly communicate yourself. In writing, commas and periods affect meaning. Writing with incorrect punctuation makes comprehension difficult and is an annoyance to those in your audience who are trying to follow your point.
not in my sandbox, i don’t much cur either/or. if you can’t figure out what i’m on about…piss orf j/k. it’s not like i’m looking for a new career in this bizarro world http://dashes.com/anil/images/lolcats-kitt…
A little off topic but how is it your avatar to the left of your comment is different than the one in your profile Bird? Dartmouthy had a rather provocative avatar recently that was different from his profile as well. Just curious.
“why don’t i just go listen to c100 or z103 while i’m at it.”
lol.. this sounds like a teenage me.
Sounds like a Sackville or Spryfield teen was finally taught how to spell and type…..well, somewhat. That’s definitely an evolutionary step for those area residents.
My favourite for posts like this comes from “Jeer Review,” comments appended to manuscripts under consideration for the journal “Environmental Microbiology” in “Harper’s Magazine” (May, 2011).
“The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I thought bitches are not supposed to include names. WhoTF is Mrs.McCarthy? and why are we allowed to mention her?
bird lady, it just, sucks, is all. they got their few lines of fame, now they can get a lot of flame, burn em up guys.
if not for you, suck my big fat hunk of man meat.
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if not for you, suck my big fat hunk of man meat.
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Dude, that’s beautiful.
Is that from the Old Testament, or New?
I believe it’s from St. Paul’s Letter to the Ephesians. The full quote is:
“Dear Ephesians: How are you. I am fine. Suck my big fat hunk of man meat.”
Then there’s a bunch of stuff about who begat who’s mother and one-eyed rams and overcooked pitas. Still relevant today, though.
that was brilliant admiral, i say, brilliant
Merci Painey. Foundation Year Program continues to pay dividends.
if you edit a bitch like that, it would probably take away from the humour of it ~:p
I can see into the future and the line regarding suck on my hunk of man meat refers to, drum roll Alex Trebek time, “what are the first words disgraced Bishop Lahey hears once released into the general prison population”
Lahey’s going to go into the joint and walk up to the biggest, meanest looking inmate and loudly say “Who’s the toughest motherfucker here”. Then he and Warren Jeffs will kiss. With tongues.
Ick.
how’d an ugly mug like you, snag such a good looking dame? i know, you make her laugh^^
Screeeeeeeeee! >: )
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Ivan – I now have a mental picture, thanks a fucking bunch boo hoo. All I see is Lahey and Jeffs dancing the dance of the sugar plum fairies!
If Lahey gets out alive his sphincter will be the size of the bandstand in the public gardens.
Rumour has it the Millhaven Penitentiary Christmas Pageant will feature a song & dance number titled “The Martyrdom of Father Brebeuf” and Bishop Ray is a shoe-in for the lead role.
bird’s doing fine in my humble opinion…
reading drivel such as sux’s inane ranting with punctuation used more often than sebastien’s tube of cock flavored lube is just painful.
troodon4: The pictures are different because I logged in with the Facebook login app that they installed on the site a little while ago… so that’s my Facebook profile picture.