Why is the toilet seat LID all convex and built to slide you off when you close it and go to sit on it? Like, can’t I just chill in the bathroom? It’s the cheapest room to heat. I know it’s not classy. But in these times of economic hardships, can we not fashion washrooms with flat, even bucket seats on which to sit and listen to our iPods? —Imagine that Carpeted Lid Cover Nanny Had
This article appears in Oct 27 – Nov 2, 2011.
I’d say cue the Donkster, but I have a sneaking suspicion that she may have posted this. >: )
My toilet lid is thin and convex and when someone sits on it it kinda collapses and when you get up it pops back into shape and makes a horribly loud popping noise.
The collapse sensation is enough of a shock, but the pop sounds like a frigging sniper attack.
Brings me back to my days of felix and his ninja ways.
PTSD++
Makes it easier for the piss to run off when you’re arsefaced and forget to lift the lid when you water the horse, or so I’ve heard 🙂
LOL I love this!
So invent it, Edison
It’s been done:
http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2…
What an…odd thing to say…
You’re supposed to lift the lid before sitting OB. It’s not that complicated. Just ask anyone who has Crohns how to use it. Or some fat person who just ate a burrito.
look at this shrine to the turlet http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51qR…
Ahh Geez, Eedit, you dingbat! Why’d ya go and put all dem lacey, doily tings all over da terlet for, huh? I’m da king of dis here castle an’ I don’t want my trone lookin’ all tinkerbell like.
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i’m so glad you understood, that show rawked
Grew up watching Archie! I’ve watched it in syndication recently on one of those “oldie” comedy channels and I don’t think they’d get away with saying half the stuff today that they did back then. lol
Luckily, I was too “young” back then to understand so it didn’t warp my mind any. (*rolls eyes*)
i thought the same thing, they really pushed the envelope
Oh Ivan, while this does sound like some only child demand I’d place on my mother just to make her sweat (“I demand soft seats!”) it was not I who penned this.
I don’t know if I’d like to chill in a public washroom … That seems weird, sitting there listening to others go.
… but I will say it “can we not fashion washrooms with flat, even bucket seats ” … First World Problems!
>: )
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the solution is simple o.p., put some suction cups on your ass, that’ll keep you from sliding
oh hey guys, riddle me this. WHY DID GOD, GIVE WOMEN LEGS?will give answer tonight, at 10 p.m.
No idea, tell us.
http://bringmeabook.homestead.com/files/GW…
I was expecting funnier links. you guys are slipping.
sorry guys, forgot about this riddle. THE ANSWER IS, SO THAT THEY WOULD NOT LEAVE SNAIL TRAILS.