Ive found closure in the fact that the guy you met online didn’t work out for you. I’d also like you to stop calling and texting me repeatidly, because I don’t want to hang out like “old times”. Oh yeah, the old times when you weren’t currently boning someone, which were the only times you ever wanted to hang out. And yeah, I was interested. The few sober afternoons we walked and talked were awesome, but I guess I always had the lame idea that you shouldn’t sleep with women who are too drunk to walk. So everytime you dragged some dude home from the bar, boned him for a few weeks, you would forget about me and I would be hurt. And then it inevitably wouldn’t work out, and you would be back at my door with vodka and a sob story. Well, this time I’ve learned my lesson. It’s 2010, and I’ve decided to grow a pair. You’re almost 30. Get your shit together. And no, there’s no one else, so please stop calling my other female friends “hoes” because I actualy can enjoy a relaxing drama free evening with them. Guys from the bar? I could understand that the second or third time, but online? Suit yourself, because I’m done. Afterall, there’s “plenty of fish in the sea”, and someday I’ll find one who isn’t so fucked in the head!
—Not over it, but laughing.
This article appears in Jan 7-13, 2010.
Next time avoid alcoholics with highly promiscuous standards. Look for a woman with higher values in your quest to find one who will treat you the way you would like to be treated.
AMEN
I’m with you, OP. Fuck all them hoes and get a grip, muthafuckas.
can’t be second best forever..been there and done that!
Can’t blame a guy trying to revisit for a pump and dump !!!
She sounds like a bitch, OP. You’re well rid of her. Find a sane woman, we do exist.
poor females,you don’t know what you have missed,til you find me.gee,i’m all yours girls.
yes q,i’m getting desparate.
too bad the ‘sea’ is ‘polluted’ with shit and virus’
there’s got to be a better way to meet quality people than clicking a few keystrokes.
get out there and join in on something.
lifesucks,don’t let desperation take over.women can smell desperation a mile away which usually only feeds the desperation monster instead of slaying the beast.that requires you to carry on with confidence.