For the young fella with the headphones waiting at the stop in Dartmouth Crossing this afternoon, seriously my friend, you sing like 2 cats in a blender. But the fact that you did it at full voice, in your own language for a good 15 minutes until the 56 came made for a surreal and thoroughly enjoyable experience. I figured that my gulag moving to The Logistics Park in winter was going to suck 100 miles of dead ass but so far the experience has been hella good fun
—Ivan Sonofabitch
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.
did you mean to post this here mr. ivan…love the title
something tells me Ivan didn’t enjoy this experience as much as he lets on…..
sounds like he made this chick sound good.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/805…
Thank you PainGirl. And yes Jonnoman, my sclerotic brain cells made me post it here and not on the love side. yes Zed, he was that bad, not nearly as self-absorbed and quite possibly as insane. Crazy Asian guy on a bus, what are the odds?….OH – SWEET JEESUS…NOOOOOO!
hey ivan,so it seems to everyone that dons a set of phones, that they are the next great star, like a rat’s ass they are. and two cats yowling at each other is more fun to the ears old dog.
Speaking of reality shows ( I know, I know, clumsiest segue ever) has anybody seen Heidi Fleiss on the new Celebrity Rehab. Yikes, she looks like Jack Nicholson’s Joker’s methamphibian whore sister. Sad thing is she lives alone in the Nevada desert with about 24 exotic birds. I don’t give a toss about her but I don’t even want to think about the care the parrots are getting. And Yes, I am one of those sad wanks who can watch war, disaster, murder and Steve Murphy on the evening news while carving into a steak but let a puppy mill or beached whale story come up and its grab the channel changer right smartish.
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hahaha… his bitch, he can change directions if he wants…LOL We’ll blame zZz for distracting Ivan in such a way with his ebaum video of some chick “posing” as an auditioner for American Idol using horrible (and seemingly deliberate) editing.
..and to think it was meant to be a Love but didn’t have anything to do with !@#$%^&*ing Mama Gratti’s
It certainly does now Ivan……. it certainly does now…… haha
My God, what have I done…?
I’m a horrible singer, I must admit, but that does not stop me from singing at the top of my lungs. Especially at work. I can’t help it!