Sucks to be you, you left your crated (crate door open, but still) pooch in a car on the street in our fair city and someone gave a fuck enough to call the cops. Now there’s a cop sitting out there waiting for you to come back, and I don’t even care if he isn’t catching drug dealers and pimps at this particular moment. Given, it is only 20 degrees today, but that can be enough sometimes. —Cranky
This article appears in Jul 19-25, 2012.
Not all heroes wear capes, Cranky.
http://www.dogpictures.co/pictures/Hero_Do…
Good on yer, mate.
that’s our very own man about town, crankster to the rescue
i don’t give a shit if animal was in car for 1 minute or 1 fucking hour. there is no need at all to subject a supposedly love pet/friend to that shit. if i see it, you know there will be a smashed window, and yes, i will call cops, and wait for whoever shows up first. hopefully, not the douche that owns car/truck. because they will have to have a body bag for them.
these fucking assholes should be made to wear a fur coat, and suffer the same fate as the animal, for the same, if not longer length of time.
Blue doesn’t go with me on the insanely hot & humid days. In the car he has shade, food, water, and a toy. The windows are always down for ventilation. I don’t see a problem with running into the store to get supper while on the way home from our walk.
A word to the wise, smash a window, or stick your hand into Blue’s car and you’ll have a 75lb dog taking a big chunk out of you.
we know you’re a good boy, hugo. “whose a good boy?” http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/202…
hay Hugo – How about a Blue avatar. Woof Woof.
Thanks Bro. >: )
what a saweet scushie face^^
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body bag
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Saith the Internet Tough Guy(Toothless Edition)
Wp
around these parts, they tell you to break the car window if the dog is in distress and wait for the cops. If the dogs are not exhibiting major distress, wait for the cops and THEY’LL break the window, then they’ll impound the dog AND the car AND charge the owner.
and wheelie…RLY? still? Say what you will about a man like the Suckster, he’ll be the one to save your dog and not stand by.
And if his dander was up, the scofflaw may well have been in some danger were he to have provoked Master Suxalot. Never forget, youth and enthusiasm are no match for old age and treachery (or is that lechery?) Either way, he’s solid…
If you were in a bar fight, you’d want him on your side, right?
Sailing on by,
X
Whoa. Sorry…I saw Suckster where Painey wrote Crankster—my bad.
…and you a teacher^^go stand in the corner with the dunce cap on. i remember those days http://www.fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads…
yes, yes, yes! 20 degrees not important, it’s how much SUN is beating on that metal box. good for you OP and the human who called the cops. no need to break the window unless you feel it’s critical. if the moron doesn’t come back to his car before the cop arrives, it’s far too long. i am willing to risk getting chomped if i saw a dog in distress, and gawd help me, if it were my dogs in that situation, i hope someone would smash the window. they are with me almost 24/7 and we also drive to our walkies, and odd time I stop at my market to grab something. But it’s before 9am, engine running, windows open and AC on. (no one scream at me, it’s the only bloody time i run it) However, what if I had the big one while out of the car and dropped dead? I think about that. so if anyone sees an old broad dead on the ground 5 feet from her car, get my dogs out when the gas runs out.
no problem molly, that goes for me too
i see a guh-nome. geeze, my daughter loves those little wretches, so i ran a series on my facebook called ‘gnomes in peril’ . i had them set up on high ledges, inside bbq’s, roasting pans, under my rear wheel.
Hey Xeno! Nice to see you again! 🙂
I called Gummy Joe on saying he would kill someone. He’s an impotent coot who has said he would shoot/kill all kinds of people, time and time again. George is completely full of shit. I’m not going to let the body bag tidbit go uncommented on just because he goes out on a limb and says leaving a dog in a hot car is a bad thing. Of course it takes a special asshole to leave a dog in a hot car. Saying you would kill the person is conpletely over the top, and complete bullshit from an Internet Tough Guy.
Gary I would want to back me up, but the LS/GP/PegPigg/etc online persona is not someone I would want to support anything I do. LS et al is a blowhard and a liar.
Nice to see you again!
Wp
i don’t sweet talk easy. and oh yeah, i would smash the window and whoever. an animal in distress is much more important than a lousy human. as to bar fights, nah, you would be on your own, unless more than 1 entered into it. then no holds barred. i would do that for anyone. but the cops don’t like me doing that.
hi xeno, sorry we never got a chance to meet in philly. am now in palm harbour, florida. hot as fuck, and neat as shit. it’s on the gulf coast of mexico for those interested. staying with a long time bud right now. we go back over 40 years.
thinking about flying back next thursday or friday, if i can get a seat. if not, will be home in two weeks time. am on standby right now. anyway, it’s gone midnight, and i am fucking tired. helped buddy build a new deck, in 34 degree weather yet.
Suckster, if you’re driving back, you can get a taser for cheap on Amazon shipped to Florida. (you can get anything in florida!) They are illegal here in Mass, but I sent one to my folks and they brought it when they came back for the summer…
We never would have met in Philly—I was all tied up with those old-money-main-line Philadelphians all weekend.
http://ohinternet.com/Internet_tough_guy
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GFY, Cranky!
Umm Trood, that could possibly be interpreted as Go Fuck Yourself, rather than Good For You.
Sometimes the full phrase is best. J.S. *Just Sayin* Heh heh heh>; )
and mad props to Cranky…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCKhTCVnrbE…
Damn Ivan, I thought I was catching on to those acronyms. Yes I did mean “good for you”.
haha, i read it that way at first but knowing the author i realized what he meant. i’m going to stop using them, ibimb…”i’ll be in my bunk”
It otay Batman. Like Painey said, I knew what you meant.
Rawkin’ new avatar, Painey.
HODOR!
Xeno, do me a favor… make the weather down in mass next week behave.
what area do you pillage?
thanks ivan, all five were just by for first breakfasts. you’ll find no chick a fila in boston, zedman
I feel so guilty on the days I have nothing for mine. By the time I reach the end of the driveway I usually have half a dozen flying Close Air Support. One likes to whistle right over my right shoulder, so close I can practically feel the feathers.
ah, yes, I should have known that.
not going quite that far south.
Definitely looking forward to the trip
the accent… not so much.