Walking your dog is NOTa fashion fucking god damn show. As much as I love all furry four-legged friends, I feel for yours as clearly you just need to be seen in your booty shorts and your pasty-leg parade deems more important than the number one who relies tirelessly on you and most likely laughs at your awesome tanning attempts. Hashtag smarter. -Pups

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  1. I feel bad for those dogs too, they always seem to be looking for anyone at all to save them. Or if that doesn’t happen, a bird of prey to carry them off to oblivion if it’ll get them away from the psycho with k-9 doll dress up issues.

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