Walking your dog is NOTa fashion fucking god damn show. As much as I love all furry four-legged friends, I feel for yours as clearly you just need to be seen in your booty shorts and your pasty-leg parade deems more important than the number one who relies tirelessly on you and most likely laughs at your awesome tanning attempts. Hashtag smarter. -Pups
This article appears in Jun 5-11, 2014.


I feel bad for those dogs too, they always seem to be looking for anyone at all to save them. Or if that doesn’t happen, a bird of prey to carry them off to oblivion if it’ll get them away from the psycho with k-9 doll dress up issues.
my dogs’ fashion statement is mud. and some twigs.
Sounds like you’re paying too much attention to the dog walker, OP
Better than this, giving a dolphin a handjob FFS
http://gawker.com/this-woman-had-precious-…
I cry when I see dogs in sweaters etc. I only hope they don’t feel the emotion of embarrassment.
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a9/…
My Lab doesnt like booties….unless hes eatin them.