What the fuck! Can no one pick up after their fucking dogs? Is it gross? Or too hard?

You fucking retards leave your dog’s mess where ever they lay it, on people’s lawns or public/non public areas (ie the ball-fields by Windsor Park). You know people use it legally, and how many games are messed up with the center-fielder slipping in dog-dip?

Pick up your rotten ass dog shit, and dispose of it correctly. Not leaving the little bags around like little mines, for kids to step in or worse. If I had a home, and saw that happening to my yard, I’d kick the shit out of poochy, I think Home owners have that right. — Connolly Street Observer

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  1. o.p., you should know by now, that doing that, takes brains. and we all know, most dog owners don’t have them. there should be a fine of ten thousand fucking dollars if you get caught, or reported and it could be proven, that your mutt did it. a simple test should be used to determine that.

  2. Oh god, protect the kids from stepping in dog shit!

    As soon as anyone uses the bloody ‘save the children’ argument as part of their bitch you know it’s a fucking pretentious load of idiocy.

    Teach your fucking children to not step in dog shit.

    The great thing about dog shit is that it is biodegradable. That empty plastic pop bottle you tossed out of your car window is not.

    Halifax is fucking filthy and it’s not because of dog shit, it’s because of people littering.

  3. Why would you kick the shit out of the dog, you Asshole??! The dog is doing what it’s supposed to do, SHIT OUTDOORS. Take it out on the owner, not the dog. Jesus.

  4. I pick up after my dog….I may not like it, but it’s the right thing to do. And I don’t fling the poop bag into the bushes…I fling it into garbage cans on playgrounds hoping that’ll keep the kids away.

  5. I’d watch out,…
    she’s going to go all ‘Ichi’ on you.

    Get Jiggy with that, asshat.

  6. OH and it’s quite simple why people don’t pick it u[p BECAUSE IT’S SHIT! I understand your frustration, but not your confusion…
    I think it’s ridiculous that we HUMANS are expected to pick up shit. It’s called the carbon cycle…it’ll go away.

  7. “Get Jiggy with that, asshat.”

    zZz… you always make me laugh!

    You are an asshat Jiggy! Pickin’ on da pain girl!

    “paingirl, shut up you slut.”

    Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, including you, you hemorrhoidal-faced piece of budgie dick! It does not mean you need to label people with profanity. What did I just do? Did you like it? MORON!

    “I especially hate in the winter when you’re walking down the snow covered sidewalk and all you can see is dog piss. Trying to be careful not to step in piss.”

    WAH! WAH!! WAH!!!

    “Dogs are fuckin gross, dirty, annoying and dumb.”

    Shouldn’t talk about yourself in that manner.

    Just thinkin’… if paingirl were an ass hat, she could cover my bald head anytime!

  8. NAH, zZz!!

    Just need somethin’ to keep me bald head from sunburning is all.

  9. pppsssstttt…..
    hint… you should have let her answer first.

    just in case, ya know.
    😉

  10. OP, here’s a idea, if it bothers you so much, take the three hours that it took you to write this bitch, and clean-up the shit yourself.

    If you have a problem with a dog, take it up with the owner.
    I don’t care how legit your beef may be, you kick my dog, one of us is going to the hospital.

    jig…you a serial killer in training? one of those pathetic fucks that torture small animals?

  11. It always upsets me to see an angry mob mentality, when it comes to man’s best friend. How did that happen? We had no problems domesticating them. For what? To help keep us safe… as warnings, to help in the hunt,to keep us warm? Why then do some, have such a disdain for our furry creatures? The OP started showing the fault of the owner and that is where it should of ended. Why punish an urban animal, far removed from it’s natural habitat.(whatever that once was) They like us, have to relieve themselves. The more we dwell in crowded urban center, dragging fifi and fido along, the more we need to become responsible pet owners… of course spaying and neutering is top on my agenda… never mind the dissolvable crap…

  12. 100% Puss. “Man’s Best Friend” should absolutely not be a one way street. There are far too many people in this world who are utterly unfit to care for animals (or children, but that’s a whole other bitch). A certain local publicity whore with a brain the size of a dehydrated pecan whose dog will probably wind up being put down leaps to mind.

    Then you work in those wastes of skin who would deliberately inflict cruelty on an animal. Like the OP and this colo-rectal cyst Jiggy. As Hugo pointed out, this is one of the early signs of a sociopathic personality. Society would be far better served in euthanizing them, but we are far too civilized for that. And that’s a goddamned shame.

  13. Ahhh… The Macdonald Triad.

    And I would not be calling my girl PG a slut. Her user name is PAINgirl… that should tell you something boyo. Don’t mess with Paingirl and the Bear (hey, wasn’t that a tv show in the 80s? Something about a trucker and his monkey?)

  14. If I know our girl Painey she wouldn’t give a sideways toss about the prepubescent spew of some trolling pismire. But threaten an animal and it’s horns and hooves baby. *SNORT* *STOMP* & *GORE*

  15. Anyone else notice that not one person swarmed was walking their dog ?
    Not one.
    While living in the city years ago, I had dogs…one at a time. I used to pooper scoop in public places, but if we were walking the train tracks down by dartmouth cove (for example) & the dog dropped a load, I didn’t bother.
    When we would go out to the camp in Stewiak area or to my families place in Antigonish, we go for walks in the woods or down the dirt roads & when the dog dropped a load I didn’t care & I didn’t pick it up. After all there’s bears & coyotes, raccons , porky’s & lots of other critterss shitting out there & none of you are cleaning that up…so I figured why bother, like it has been said, it biodegrades & its not IMO a public place frequented by enough people to notice.

    What I used to hate about Halisux is the puddles of puke in the downtown core area…much harder to avoid than a little pile of shit !

  16. paingirl…

    C’était mon plaisir. Je donne le crédit quand le crédit est dû. Jiggy était un de premier rang d’idiot!! Il n’est pas nécessaire de mettre des personnes vers le bas simplement pour exprimer leur avis. Il n’y a vraiment aucun besoin d’appeler nommé ici autre que la revanche.

    Tu as dit: “*sigh*”

    Je suis désolé, amoureux, mais j’ai déjà un long associé de la vie.

    OK, I’ve said enough. Now I REALLY need another coffee before I turn into SUPER GEEK!

  17. nerd/geek i’m never certain. the boy says i’m a nerd, because i wouldn’t dress-up to attend a comic-con…i have swilled two large lattes and am off to buy some cold libations for the boyos. merci pour vos mots gentils^^

  18. People who routinely leave their dog’s shit laying around on other people’s property should be kicked in the ass. It takes an awfully long time for it to “go away” on its own. My shit would eventually “go away”, too, but I don’t think anybody wants me taking a dump on their front lawn.

    There is no difference as far as I’m concerned. The same goes for ‘free range’ house cats. They love to shit in freshly dug earth. They hang out at bird feeders waiting for their songbird lunch. Why should people be allowed to keep these feline marauders within city limits while at the same time I can’t have a few pet egg-laying hens in my backyard?

    The dog, however, should not be subjected to physical abuse. I disagree with you on that OP. I firmly believe there are no bad dogs, only bad dog owners.

    However, there are bad cats. Some cats are downright evil. I am quite convinced that our last cat was some kind of devil worshiper. He was black as coal and spent a lot of time sitting on the headboard staring at me at 3 o’clock in the morning. He was also quite erratic at times, tearing around the house at light speed jumping on furniture and people with no regard for their personal space. Maybe he was just getting back at us for sentencing him to a long, comfortable but dull life indoors.

  19. dog shit is now being studied as a source to light HRM – let the rants begin, who is first?

  20. Nice level of maturity, ” kick the shit out of poochy “. Kick a dog in the presence of it’s owner, and prepare to meet their very angry, and violent alter ego. As I am the owner of two dogs that I clean up after religously, there are times I’m sure that I miss a pile here and there. Sometimes I run out of bags ( unfortunately it happens ), sometimes when I’ picking up the mess of one dog I miss the other one in the act of pooping. Let me also say there are douchebags that make even the most responsible owner look bad. The best thing about dog shit is that it’s biodegradable, unlike cigarette buts, candy wrappers, take out containers and coffee cups, etc… which I also see laying right next to garbage cans all over this city.

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