If you shared a house with a couple who let their dog shit on the balcony (even after being asked twice, nicely, not to) am I wrong for bringing to their attention a third time but instead of being polite, I was assertive—as in “don’t let it happen again”. I like this place and don’t wanna get kicked out. The landlord already gave us a warning. —Sick of This Shit

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  1. gross, that’s just them being lazy. definitely wouldn’t deal with that… good luck!

  2. that’s disgusting…do they not take the poor feckin thing out? is it sick?
    i refer to one of ttfn’s finer moments “did someone cut your fucking vocal chords”
    speak out and be loud if you must

  3. I second putting the shit on their pillow…or in their cereal. My niece wants a dog, give me your address and I’ll come get it…she lives in the country, lots of places to shit out there.

  4. You know how every now and again someone posts here about how unfair it is that so many landlords don’t allow dogs…? Does this post give you some idea where we’re coming from?

  5. next time, go to the owner of the place, fuck the dog owner. you don’t need to live in a place that stinks like dog crap. if the dog person says anything, tell him to get a fucking tea cup dog, at least it will be smaller amount of shit to see or smell.

  6. i wouldn’t put up with it, fuck them. Your the most important person in your life, so fuck them!if they don’t listen a third time, someones gonna have a mouth full of shit! Period. IT won’t be the dog.

  7. I don’t think it is about who is more important at all. (I love people who think they are more important than everyone else!)None of us is any more or any less important than the other. This issue (pardon the pun) is only about consideration for others and being a responsible person. If the dog-owning room-mates had been both of these than the OP would not have had to ask the first time to keep the dog crap off the balcony. Good room-mates are a rarity.

  8. Yes and keeping ones tail between their legs and being walk all over is an option in your mind OP?? This person is GOING TO GET KICKED OUT OF THEIR APARTMENT! FOR OTHERS ACTIONS! Considerate buddy buddy BS ain’t gonna amount to much with their personal belongings sitting at the curb on a rainy day when they arrive home after a hard days work cause said Landlord just booted their asses.

  9. My parents live outside of town where the dog owners are even more irresponsible than in the city. The neighbors let their dogs run, jump on people, bark at all hours, and generally act as a nuisance in the area. Both dogs decided that the optimal place to shit would be in my parent’s driveway near where they park their cars (you know, so they wouldn’t miss it). One day my dad gathered up all of the shit and put it in a pile on their driveway. Now the lady comes over once a week to scoop it. Not ideal, but an improvement.
    You should pile it up right in front of their door … see what develops.

  10. It would suck to get booted out just because your roomies are fuckheads though. If it’s still cold enough there, let the turds freeze and pour bacon grease on them. I bet the next time the dog goes out he’ll eat those ones before he replaces them with fresh ones…life IS A circle…

  11. yeah great mr. blue blame the non-sentient being
    whose name is on the lease/thing/agreement?

  12. Oh come on PG lighten up! It’s obvious the dogs owners don’t give a shit (no pun intended). Sometimes the only thing assholes respect/understand is other assholes and I know this is an extreme measure but fuck it’s funny…lol.

  13. i have seen many bad things involving domesticated/feral animals mr.blue
    i will try to become lighter

  14. you know what blue., i found that just too fucking funnt too. then let the dog lick their faces.

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