What the fuck is with some people using “don’t” when “doesn’t” is the proper word to say?! “It don’t matter”; “He don’t like to swim”; “She don’t get along with her mom”; need I go on? Do you realize how uneducated and stupid you sound? Do you think it’s cool to talk like that or something? Or are you just too lazy to use one more syllable when you’re speaking? Some of you have post-secondary education, but speaking like that leads people who don’t know you to think you didn’t even graduate Junior High. Fuck, we learn when to use “don’t” and when to use “doesn’t” in a sentence in grade fucking one! Seriously, grow up and speak properly! —Don’t-Doesn’t Grammar Nazi

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  1. I really doesn’t like when people misuse these two words either. Try growing up in Cape Breton.

  2. Unless it’s used by a person in a position of public speaking at the time, I doesn’t give a shit.

  3. This bugs me too! It usually seems to be the uneducated or just people who have lived in the maritimes their whole lives 🙂

  4. What about using “no” instead of “any”….as in “I don’t have NO money” instead of “I don’t have ANY money.”

    That bugs the shit out of me, guys!

    Orr orrrrr “seen” instead of “saw”…. “I SEEN it yesterday!” instead of “I SAW it yesterday”….

    That’s a particular favorite with the Annapolis Valley-ites.

  5. Unless someone is in a formal setting, I also don’t give a flying fuck if they use does/doesn’t or no/any.

  6. because these assholes are only little people, and deserve nothing more, than a small n.

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