No I don’t. I haven’t heard of it before now. Do you respond to email? clearly not. I work hard, and my job is really hard on the head. when i come home I want ta place to live that doesn’t involve dogs, children, TV, or meat head bros. I messaged you guys several times, yet you kept re-posting your ad. I guess I wasn’t cool enough for you to even bother responding to. I hope you get infested with bedbugs, because you’re assholes. You probably would have been shitty roommates anyway, I certainly don’yt need smug self important douches for flatmates.—Happy Fuck You.
This article appears in Aug 7-13, 2014.


Rejection hits you hard bro!!
But really, stop being a pussy and find somewhere else to live.
Um, maybe they couldn’t decipher your application because it was hard to decipher your bitch. It doesn’t bode well when you misspell the second word you typed.
Sigh… young love!
I like dogs, TV and especially meat head bros. Not too fond of children though…
this guy has to hammer nails with his forehead all day??? poor schmuck! I would seek other employment bud. that’s harsh.
maybe you and douchebag ceiling watcher should get together. it would be a match made in, well hell.
I like the Signal. It’s on CBC 2 week nights at 10. They play stuff you won’t likely hear elsewhere. It’s a mixed bag but refreshing compared to the squishy pop and overwrought ballads they play on commercial radio.
And it is definitely not the sort of music “meatheads” listen to. I see dozens of meatheads downtown every day in the vicinity of a certain fitness centre. They are usually identifiable by the ten gallon barrel of protein powder under one arm, their other arm being splayed out to the side for some unknown reason, and their propensity for wearing t-shirts that are sleeveless and/or several sizes too small. They generally do not listen to the CBC.
Mmmm… meatheads. I lurve me some muscles… meatheads are sexy but as Fulla Beans mentioned are identifiable by the 10 lb tub of creotine powder under the one arm, and also their penis pump under the other arm because most unfortunately are impotent from the ‘Roid injections. A cryin’ shame.
CBC is some bland elevator muzak if you ask me. I prefer meathead muzak. Here is some:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2cplWs_E5E