It is Thursday is it not? I just wasted 15mins of my lunch hour walking to 3 different racks looking for today’s issue of your wonderful, enlightening paper. I couldn’t find one fucking rack with a copy (one had last week’s). Get off your asses and hit your stupid deadlines you bastards, I had to fork out $1.25 for something to read today….and then I had to chug my barley sandwich to make up for lost time.
—Half-cut and sassed
This article appears in May 28 – Jun 3, 2009.
As was explained over at thecoast.ca/bites, there was a printing error last night. Had nothing to do with us. The corrected edition should be hitting the streets right about now.
We sure know which way the shit flows, don’t we, Tim?
It’s hard to tell, but I wonder if the OP wrote “wonderful, enlightening newspaper” sincerely. If that’s not the case, I’m wondering what they’re doing wasting their lunch hour chasing after a paper they don’t even like.
Oh come on!
Like you, OP, do your job perfectly all the time and mistakes never happen, even unpredictable things beyond your control.
I will ALWAYS take the side of anyone in the printing/publishing business (with certain exceptions previously discussed in this forum)—you have no idea what goes into bringing nice shiny reading things to your grubby little hands—and even better, FOR FREE!
The Coast was very good to me this week and for that I will jump to their defense and say that they definitely DO NOT SUCK.
Give me a break OP, are your kids your little serfs too? Do you force them to make you sandwiches? Go trip into a toilet face first.
ooh ooh, special limited edition w/errors copy of the coast, are any around or were they all incinerated? My mylar bag awaits!
Gotta love people bitch about a product that’s FREE. And poor baby had to buy a “Horrid”, weren’t there any FREE Metros around. What a fucking cheapskate. Makes Ebernezer sound generous.
Tom is my new deity bwahahahahaha
Betcha he crucifies baby squirrels in his spare time.
I’m a bit confused…again !
If you have a computer to log on & Bitch…why didn’t you just read the Coast online ?
There’s more to thecoast.ca than LTWWB. Besides, now you have Friday reading material for work.
What a whiny little pussyman.
I guess the OP isn’t aware that the Coast doesn’t exist in the same world of perfection that they do. I’m really good at my job, but I wish I was perfect like the OP. That would be sweet.
Can I also mention that I picked up a fresh copy of the Coast at 10:00 a.m. this morning in the machine in front of Scotia Square? This is such a lame bitch, it should be beaten with a pipe wrench then shot.
TTFN: “Can I also mention that I picked up a fresh copy of the Coast at 10:00 a.m. this morning in the machine in front of Scotia Square? “
Keep it! It’s a collectors item, sorta. Yea, kinda lame, I know.
The papers went out, someone back in the office discovered the error, called the drivers back in. There are a few hundred of the incorrect copies out there in the world.
This calls for an immediate visit to e-Bay and hawk this fucker for at least as much as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich got. Thanks, Tim, for allowing me to retire in style.
Read online. Saves time and money. Also saves trees.