Arriving at the coffeeshop at the right time (it pays to put a horseshoe up your ass), I get mt coffee and scone and I snag a comfy chair by the window. Just as I’m about to put the first bite into my mouth, you come along.
“Do you mind If my friend and I take your seat?”
Yes. Yes, I do.
I was there first and 6 other 2-seat tables were available. You havr the nerve to ask for mine? Oh! Wait! You’re a UNIVERSITY STUDENT… forgot. Sorry, next time.. —Daddy
This article appears in Sep 4-10, 2014.
i’da said sure,hon, sit on my face and we can find someplace comfy fer your friend as well.
i get more ass than a turlet seat,
am i reading this right??? someone asked you to get up and vacate your seat so they could sit there themselves?
At least they were polite in asking. While they are still this green perhaps it would have been a good time to try and hit them for $20 per seat, for primo window space. If that worked there are a couple of bridges to sell in town, as well.
However, may as well break them into the real world with a cheery smile and a fond “Piss off”.
harsh title but hilarious bitch *viking funerals for all*
It’s just the sense of self-entitlement that this upcoming generation was raised with by never being told ‘no’. It probably didn’t even register in their minds how ludicrous the request really was, and were probably not sure how to deal with you turning them down. If hey were polite about it, that is at least a positive.
NOT NEXT TIME, NOW!
“Oh! Wait! You’re a UNIVERSITY STUDENT… forgot. Sorry, next time.” Daddy
What do you mean, “next time?” They want it now! Now means NOW!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
So did you give up your seat or tell these clueless morons to take a hike? I would have sold the seat for a trillion dollars.
After ny head blew off and I pushed my eyeballs back into their respective sockets, I simply said: “No. No you may not.” Then I promptly picked my jaw up from off the floor and went back to my scone and wrote this bitch.
Now, what’s odd is that I wrote this almost a week before it was posted… I didn’t really that this bitch would be so controversial that it would take as long as it did to be approved…
I’d have grabbed their genuine Amazon rainstick, newly purchased from Bl@ck M@rk#t, shoved it up my meat sauna and done an impromptu cabaret to West End Girls before telling them to fuck off.