To the owner of a certain burger restaurant: What happened to the cheese slice on my burger? My teen’s burger comes with cheese, but my grandpa, mama and myself (the papa) don’t get cheese unless we pay extra. When did the adults of this world become lactose intolerant? And, when did the lactose intolerant adults forget to say ‘hold the cheese’? This is a money grab, and a ridiculous one at that. I know some people that are allergic to wheat, should we make the hamburger bun optional too? When I grew up, burger places sold hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and a wide assortment of deluxe or signature burgers. The hamburger was the only one that didn’t have cheese.
“You want cheese?” I expect it to be included in the price! —Cheesed
This article appears in Jul 21-27, 2011.
How much is the cheese? Like 50 cents? Less? I think you have other issues if this is putting you in the red. Go eat some nectarines :D.
If this is the place I’m thinking of, then you should probably know which burgers come with cheese and which don’t seeing as how they have very large pictures of their burgers.
And to call that glob of yellow, gelatanous goo “cheese” is a bit of a stretch to begin with. I think I read somewhere that certain varieties of processed cheese/cheese spreads are like 1 to 2 ingredients away from being plastic? How gross is that?!
Maybe the “cheese” in question is one of those so-called “edible oil products” and what with the price of oil these days, well, I think you can see why there’s a surcharge on your cheezburger. Just be thankful the province isn’t wanting to throw a tax on it as well, (regulated, of course), to help bring it in line with the rest of the province’s petroleum prices. (Although, there was talk of putting an additional tax on fast food as a means to curb people from buying/eating so much of it and the resulting health issues that go along with it and to help recoup some of those healthcare costs. But, that’s a different bitch)
I guess if you are the CEO of a fast food chain, you can decide what goes on your burgers and what doesn’t. That’s why they have different choices of burgers. My question is who made it standard fare to have pickles on a burger? Not that I mind them, or picking them off if I forget to omit them but they are a acquired taste, and with all the sodium in that crap who needs the extra.
Dumbass. The last time I went to that establishment, which was >3 years ago, the momma/papa/grandpa burgers never had cheese. Only on the teen burgers – the ones with bigger paddies. I don’t think those burgers ever had cheese on them.
What about the other burger joints, do any of them charge for cheese?
OMG; I see people lined up for this crap and they are all larger than the Mama and the Papa together,,,,ewwwwww! ~ perhaps some fresh fruit and veggies would be a better option.
Uuuummmmm rootbear. In a big frosty mug!! And massive oinon rings. Yummy. What was this bitch about again???
Rootbear?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ay9J9Dvu90I/Ssy1…
..and where can you find Big Frosty Mugs anymore, Mamabeer?
OMG, someone forgot the cheese, break the cat o’ nine tails out. But I do miss the hot waitress in mini skirts and roller skates.
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.as…
You had me at cat o’ nine tails, Bro Tim. 😛
Well, I do have real handcuffs. 😉
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_chee…
the bastard son of cheese…
what’s more shocking is that the fat free varieties (though not the most flavorful) have a whopping 5 g of protein!
and I’m pretty sure mcdicks “quarter pounder” and “quarter pounder with cheese” meals costs different amounts….
Anddddddd when you order a whopper it doesn’t come with cheese.
Mmmm. American cheese.
Just don’t cut it.