I tell you to fuck off and not come to my shop anymore when you came around with another girl after essentially “fucking and chucking” me, as everyone puts it, and so your brilliant plan is to send girls ’round to fetch your sandwiches for you? Are you fucking thick? Do you just think I’m an idiot and that I will not notice? Again, FUCK OFF, you deadbeat loser. —please, just move

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  1. He’s fucking thick to not expect tampon sandwiches with yeast infection dijon from you, Julia Childish.
    You’re fucking thick for turning down business.

  2. “Are you fucking thick?”

    Shouldn’t you know that? – what, with his dick was in your mouth not even that long ago.

  3. Fuck with his order. You hold the sandwich power. He cannot take that away form you.

  4. I think the OB needs to ‘please, just move (on)’. The peen was good while it lasted, you didn’t receive the never-ending gift of an incurable disease and he is some other girl’s misery now…. Time to count your blessings and get on with life.

  5. I think he’s got things pretty figured out if he had you, a successful sandwich shop owner. After pissing you off, gets other girls (note the plural) to go around and get sandwiches for him. He’s doing pretty well I’d say.

  6. Even those girls need to snack on mange a la dick once in awhile, or sandwiches, etc. Sounds a little paranoid to me, imo, to think that they’re all there to get sammies for this guy. Unless he’s hung like Paul Bunyan’s ox, they can’t all be there for the same reason.

  7. Wait a second.. do you own this shop personally? Because I’m sure the owner of your store doesn’t give two fucks about your relationship fuckups and wants ALL paying customers. Sounds like you just need to suck it up and do your job

  8. Something tells me the owner wouldn’t be the one asking, “do you want that toasted?”
    Unless it’s a food truck but the whole ‘shop’ kinda killed that idea.

    I’m not sure why, but the guy sounds like he’s being a dick on purpose.
    You dodged that bullet.

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