When I say I don’t want it in the ass, that isn’t a secret challenge I’m setting up. Don’t try to be all stealthy and sneak your way in there.
It’s not like I’m not going to notice!
“Oh, sorry, I just rammed my junk in the backdoor even though you told me not to haha my bad” …THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN!
DO NOT WANT PEEN IN MAH BUM. — Get Outta There!
This article appears in Sep 9-15, 2010.
Ramming your junk in the back door isn’t going to work on an accidental circumstance. It hurts like fuck….I.E your not going to successfully ram your junk into my fucking ass….cause it ain’t going to fit.
Jono says: yeah…sebastard….
Future coast poster says: “maybe he just missed…”
zzz says: “Oh My God, good luck with that endeavor.”
god I’m drunk…..
Future coast poster says:
God dammit..grammatical errors…keyboard person, IE fallingangels…is done.
Oh My; this should be handled by pervy mcpervmeister the savage love dude (sounds like a control issue to me though):)
LS, you heard the woman, stop it! 😉
Another successful Singlez Nite at Burnside Correctional Facility.
How’s That Falling Angels? Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. >; )
come on o.p., take it like a man. fess up, you will probly not want to do it the regular way ever again. and if you want it to be fun, then call the old suckster, i’ll gladly bring you to the limits of your warped little mind.
Tell him that next time he tries, you will cut off his thing and feed it to the harbour rats.
OP, get yourself a John Holmes strap-on. Invite your BF to bend over. Make him scream, ask him how he likes it, send the pics to Dan, then dump him.
rosie hon, at least i would ask, and there are gentle ways to do it. read a book o.p.
My bad LS 😉
That’s kind of disrespectful of your partner. He should be so lucky you let him near you in any sense.
When did Reflections get internet? The OP must have been busy.
take some comfort that you must have a nice rump if he wants to drive it so bad…
mmmmmm… rump.
Hmmmm…seems a Post to Mr Savage, got misdirected !
Been happening a lot lately. I’d say if Butters doesn’t want the old brown eye treatment, he shouldn’t have posted that “What What, In The Butt” vid on U-toob.
I had to Urban Dictionary “brown eye”. thanks Col. Ivan.
Brown eye AKA the toothless wonder ~;)
I do not want it in the ass
I do not want it in the grass
I do not want it in the bum
I do not want it with a thumb
I do not want it with a cock
I do not want it on a dock
I do not want it with a goose
I do not want my ass that loose
I do not want it with a dick
I do not want it with a stick
I do not like your stealth butt ram
I do not like it Sam-I-Am.
Grossssssss. I don’t see how it could accidentally go in though. If my bf tried that with me, it would not fit! Good luck OP <3
Doff my chapeau to you Commandante!
haha excellent mr. ce… seuss with a twist and mel less than three would be appropriate in this case *mouse ears*
ACTUALLY, it can and did happen to me and my spouse once by accident…
Seriously G…. how does it happen by accident and how long were you two without power?
been there done that guyute^^in the passion of the moment unusual things can occur
Cut if off. Or have them charged with rape. Can’t let sebastian get away with this because he thinks you’re cute for a straight guy, OP.
as beavis would say: “I am cornholio; PP my bung hole” actually I do one of the best beavis on coffee around 🙂
Sex isn’t always like Tom and Kelly in Top Gun… 😉
Booooo-RING! More F-14s pleeeze.
Your ass is either very loose, or he has a small dick for that to happen by accident…
Sounds like OP is craving some dick in the ass.
You never know , you may end up loving it.
Fuck, I’d peg his little brown stinkeye with a can of tomato juice and a sledgehammer.
sound advice, from our senior resident of graphic imagery…merci m’lady
Actually, I know a guy who has pulled this kind of thing on at least two of his partners. I think one of them punched him after he did it.
I don’t get the attraction to having a poop scented pickle, (with apologies to gay men, who are orificially challenged) when there are less stenchomatic options.
now now chickie you’re going to ruin folks enjoyment of the briney cucumber…i hate gherkins^^
Tomato juice lovers are gonna be taking a hiatus too…hehehe. Some folks likes gherkins and others likes big fat dills. I’ve tried those but I likes me some olives:)
i have a craving for a bloody caesar…mmm
a little blood will never kill ya, and the taste………
well i don’t need fake fangs on all hallow’s eve V V
who is talking bout biting necks?????
So Suckster’s earned his Red Wings eh? Not surprising really given his studly persona. No time of the month is safe ladies, Suckster’s on the prowl 24/7/365…hehehehe!
i yam i yam i yam suckulous…grrrrr
well, that went nicely off the rails, didn’t it?
yeehaw…i enjoyed mr. mores take on it…but i’ll take the neck-biting over t’other
aw shucks people. gotta have some fun in life. p.g., come on down, you too rosie.
cant believe your gonna shut the door on him this easily…have you tried it?…i hope you are doing some other kinky stuff instead to help bring some fun and adventure into the bedroom. And yes when relaxed and sufficiently aroused it is perfectly possible for some accidental slipins…if you say its not possible then you arent very aroused or relaxed during sex …if you arent atleast willing to give in on b-day and or valentines day and are just totally against trying it with him then dont count on him ever making anyspecial concessions with you. Compromise maybe??? my last 3 girlfriends (long term over a ten year span) were able to enjoy it when never having tried it before me atleast once in a while. One was deadset against it then requested it weekly!…