I know you are! I’ve had my suspicions since I first met you. You’re incredibly well-versed in superhero movies and video games, not to mention comic book continuity. On top of that, I’m geeky, but your Halloween costumes make mine look like sewn-together grocery bags. Then there’s the comic shops and Comic Cons. Plus, the internet. Don’t worry I know some fetishes are kept secret for a reason. Yours is safe with me, Your Hottness. —Now if You’ll Excuse Me, There’s a New Webcomic Calling My Name…
This article appears in Nov 29 – Dec 5, 2012.


Orgasmatron strikes again..
That’s profiling, Keptin, and it’s just wrong!
Well SooORRY! I can’t help it if I get a little upset when I see all these women just THROWING themselves at him! The amount of tail that that boy receives is what’s wrong, Ivan!
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Hate the game Keptin, not the playa.
Ooooh Painey, I can totally see Agent 195 as Reid.
Too true… I can see why they made you Pope, oh illuminated one
Also because it’s funny when I drone on sonorously in made up Latin and end with “we beat the Jews at Dominoes”. There’s more to being pontiff than just wearing silly hats, y’know.
you need some red shoes http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JRkgseRT7NY/S77Z…
Excellent, they’ll go perfectly with my cowboy hat.
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Yippee-Ki-Yay, motherf*****s
the pope is a creepy slut. i love this country
Hahaha sorry to dissapoint everyone, but my knowledge of comic continuity is spotty at best.