I know you are! I’ve had my suspicions since I first met you. You’re incredibly well-versed in superhero movies and video games, not to mention comic book continuity. On top of that, I’m geeky, but your Halloween costumes make mine look like sewn-together grocery bags. Then there’s the comic shops and Comic Cons. Plus, the internet. Don’t worry I know some fetishes are kept secret for a reason. Yours is safe with me, Your Hottness. —Now if You’ll Excuse Me, There’s a New Webcomic Calling My Name…

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  1. Well SooORRY! I can’t help it if I get a little upset when I see all these women just THROWING themselves at him! The amount of tail that that boy receives is what’s wrong, Ivan!

  2. Also because it’s funny when I drone on sonorously in made up Latin and end with “we beat the Jews at Dominoes”. There’s more to being pontiff than just wearing silly hats, y’know.

  3. Hahaha sorry to dissapoint everyone, but my knowledge of comic continuity is spotty at best.

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