To Haligonian dog owners who bag their dogs’ poop, and promptly leave it on the sidewalk: what is wrong with you?!
If you’re not going to throw out the poop, leave it there, it will disintegrate. Leaving the plastic bag there is just littering: why are you making an effort to litter by also making an effort to touch dog poop? Do you like touching dog poop??? Ew!! —Poo-destrian
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.
Look on the good side, at least the dog doodle won’t get on your shoe! I particularly dislike the people in the op’s bitch, that hang the doodle bags on a bush or tree branch. I tell my self that they have hung it their to collect on the return journey. Needless to say this doesn’t happen as the bags are still hanging up where they left them.
It’s about time DNA testing for dog doodle was brought in! Paid for by the dog owners of course!
must be another shitty week in halisucks i guess?
Dirty Deeds and the dog doo stinks.
doodle doodle doodle!
got cabin fever zZz? i think it’s doodie doodie doodie. i have fake dog poo at the shop, fun times
Willyeckers mentioned it… and yeah, I’m in need of a little professional help for sure.
going a little more insane every day…
PS. doodle
The least they could do is shove it down a storm drain so it can flow into the Harbour with all the condoms and tampons. I put my dog’s baggies in garbage cans at elementary schools.
I always hated it when my dog would have the ocassional wet poop on the sidewalk and I’d have to scrape around the sidewalk with my fingers inside the bag to clean up as much as I could. Still there’d be a big smear behind, with my finger trails in it. That’s the only thing I don’t miss about having a dog.
haha, the old scraping with the fingers…hoping you checked thoroughly for miniscule holes. when i see those kinds of dregs left over i can assume the poop picker-upper person tried their best
lovely visuals…
I’m surprised you didn’t bother to mention colour, density, continuity….
because believe me, we all want to know just EXACTLY what that smear of dog shit looks like.
I’m literally on the edge of my seat.
They should adapt your little story there into an animated short to be played prior to the next pixar movie
hahaha….ya sexy pillock. rawk^^^
Well sure zzz, ok! Where do I start?!!!? because while he was still alive, my dog ate alot of interesting and colorful things which were digested and excreted intact! Boy I should write a children’s book or something!!!! 😛