To you cheap bastards who don’t get your cats fixed and let them have free reign of the roads all night: FUCK YOU, SHIT STAINS!! There is nothing more irritating than being woken up a few times, in the middle of the night, to the howling, hissing and growling of some horny bitch cat and her ratty, unfixed males! Some of us have to work in the morning! Keep your fucking cats inside, so YOU can listen to their sonata —You’re About to Lose a Cat
This article appears in Jun 28 – Jul 4, 2012.
1. earplug.. especially if you sleep with the window open.
duh.
2. http://www.captainobvious.net/wp-content/u…
you can’t just ask them to be quiet…
haha nice couch there!
outdoor cats are bad mmmmkaaaaaay!
I have to agree with this one. People should take responsibility for their pets. Plus, who the hell wants to sleep with earplugs in??
funny thing o.p., fixed cats have a nasty habit of doing that too. it is inbred intoo their brains. i used to have an old tom, fixed for about 7 years, he would get a whiff of female in next county and start to yowl away. only thing that fixed him was a truck.
he got so fucking horny one day, he went right thru the window, glass and screen, and landed on the deck, then ran out across road, right smack in the middle of a garbage truck. it was sad, but yet kinda funny. guess he went, before he came. and yes, fixed cats can still fuck, just not make babies.
In one word, supersoaker.
Or if you want to go high-tech, motion-triggered sprinklers and automated watergun turrets.
http://hackaday.com/2012/06/18/motion-spri…
http://hackaday.com/2012/03/20/birdwatchin…
Also, most appropriate and relevant;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8
i can’t sleep with earplugs, hezz. it’s one of my senses that’s not there and it creeps me out
I’ll take courting kittehs over a raccoon turf war any day. Think an average episode of “The View” sped up and re-engineered by Trent Reznor.
OB, I really wish everyone would heed your message. We would have a lot less strays, and our cats would be a lot healthier & safer.
My cats are fixed. I wish I always had kept them in, but I had to loose my favorite one to learn. Hard lesson for me & “Favorite”…
PLEASE keep them in.
what’s wrong with sleeping with ear plugs?
typically (as is the case of bread lady) I use one in the ear that’s not muffled by a pillow… just to get asleep if crying baby is in a vengeful mood.
i dream a lot and i’m a bit wack-a-do as it is. luckily our neighbourhood is quite quiet, cept for the girl who shrieks and the house reno next door. i just turn the fans up, i love white noise
Earplugs are not the most comfortable accessory in the world…Plus, I’d probably sleep through my alarm if I wore them. Pretty sure calling in sick for “cat fucking” isn’t an acceptable absence at work lol