There was a Halloween party at my house on Saturday night, where I live with a several other roommates.
To whoever stole my iPhone 4 from the house, I hope karma gets you. Like most people with iPhones you depend on them for certain things. I had photos that were very important to me on there and memories that I will not be able to get back. It was not connected to iTunes recently so I wasn’t able to save them through iTunes. I had only gotten the phone two weeks ago and it was taken from me in a place that I should be able to trust to leave my things.
Thank you, you fucking dick for being honest and NOT answering when I called and turning it off immediately so I wasn’t able to track it. I hope you rot in karma hell you rotten dishonest son of an ugly redneck bitch. —Hope Karma Kicks Your Fucking Ass
This article appears in Nov 1-7, 2012.


Did you activate the “find my iphone” app? It worked great when I misplaced mine.
Cell phone thefts are dramatically on the rise…
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2012/10…
as should come of little shock to anyone.
I’m just surprised you left it anywhere to begin with.
Most people these days never go anywhere without it either in their hand or pocket.
Take the 14 and look for the primate taking up 2 seats.
http://i.qkme.me/cwh.jpg
sorry to tell you o.p., but karma has requested an unlisted number, and a no call listing for you. guess you are shit out of luck, both ways.
Have you tried to call your number and perhaps hear the phone ring in the hiding place in your room that you forgot about? Ring-ring – it’s for you!
HAHAHHA! See, the problem is that you left your stuff out for someone to take. YOU are the reason you don’t have your phone. Second, if you don’t back up your stuff, you’re bound to lose your stuff – either by data loss or theft. Dummy!
it was in my purse in my bedroom which was closed with no way to lock the door. In my opinion that is no place someone should go and take things. It not left hanging around. And I’m a dummy? how was i to know the phone was going to be stolen and HAD to back it up before the party? Oh i forgot i must be psychic.. i shouldn’t be called a dummy for someone stealing from me. dick heads like you are whats wrong with the world fuck face
If you depend on your phone for anything besides making phone calls then you are one of the main reasons why our species is doomed.
So, to recap:
1. you put it in a purse…
2. in an unlocked room…
3. with no expectation it would be stolen…
4. knowing you’re not a psychic…
And you thing you’re not a dummy. Read your bitch again. Read this again. Apply logic.
You’re a dummy!
first purchase the day before I had a roommate move in
(double room in Uni)
http://www.staples.ca/ENG/Catalog/cat_sku.…
They have some for as little as 100 bucks where you should be keeping important things like jewelry, wills, thumb drives with pictures of all your stuff for insurance purposes, and your phone in the event you have a get-together at your place.
I love my safe… and you will too.
flood proof, fire proof… everything you need and will last a lifetime.
Why is everybody blaming the victim?
Shame on you all 🙁
Good thinking zZz, how many rings on the phone before you get it open?
I wasn’t victim blaming… just providing solutions that could prevent a re-occurrence…
Guys like meaty troll hard anyways. We all know that.
Not to mention I don’t usually come on here to coddle the poor person who lost their phone.. inadvertently or otherwise.
Yes it sucks but life doesn’t end because a little tech wanders away.
It sucks you lost your iphone. But it was on the news about theft of cell phones going up. Then putting too much trust in a party situation. I learned the rule the hard way a long time ago. So now you know never trust anyone at a party and have a spot only you know about or a safe like suggested above.
SonicTooth… I wouldn’t be answering it at a party… and if I were, I would have it ON me and not sitting alone in my room for people to swipe.
not to mention call display is pretty standard…
I’m not sure what you were trying to get at….
Aren’t there tracking thingy-doos on these phone now a days?
Rule #1: Trust no one.
When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.
Aww crap. I totally butchered that one. It was SUPPOSED to read:
Rule #1: Trust no one.
Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.
Arrrgh :-/
Don’t trust anyone over 30. Deeds are done dirt cheap and dirty.
No one under 30 knows that song though, frig.
It’s ok, Hezz…we knew what ya meant. 😉
No possible way to track down who might have stolen it? Maybe one of your roomies can give you a lead. Plus can’t those gadgets be tracked?
1: Karma doesn’t work that way, stop thinking it does, jfc
2: Call your carrier+ go to the the apple store, they might be able to help you find your phone. I think there’s a feature built into the OS for that.
eff off with the Karma thing, it gets over used in LTWWB
“1: Karma doesn’t work that way, stop thinking it does, jfc”
Karma doesn’t exist. Stop thinking it does.
“It’s ok, Hezz…we knew what ya meant. ;)”
I didn’t know what she meant, but I was distracted by her picture. fappity fap fap fap fap.
amen, karma doesn’t work that way, and stop calling upon karma to smite thine enemies. you think it helps your plea for universal decency to ask karma to be a punishment tool?
it’s not that it’s your ‘fault’ for someone stealing your cell phone, but you could have prevented it.
house party = strangers to you in the house. most people will not steal, but a house party is a great opportunity for those who do. they won’t take a crowbar and break through a locked door wearing a ski mask, but these people will pick up stuff that is lying around and think ‘sucker!’. oh yes, they are not going to have a change of heart because you lost your pictures, and are sad. who cares? they think you are a fool and deserve to have your stuff taken, because in their minds, you would have hidden it if it meant anything to you. that’s how they can justify what they did.
you were foolish. anyone over 6 should know that the universe is not fair, or kind. it is indifferent. you don’t have to get all hard and bitter, just aware. most people are ethical to some degree or another, but some aren’t. so you don’t leave tempting stuff around when you have a party. or when you have room mates, at any time, you do not have control over who is in your house. they can invite people you do not know. it’s exactly like having unprotected sex…..it’s not just the person you are with, but everyone else they have been with and their partners ad infinitum.
lesson learned at least.
corrections… i used the words ‘lying around’ and upon re-read the OP says it was in her purse in her room. so the thief went further than just picking it up. but basic rules apply. strangers in the house. i would have hidden my purse or better yet, locked my bedroom door. if someone squawked ‘don’t you trust us?’ you could always make a joke about ‘no one gets the dungeon unless they pay’ or whatever. something i could never understand…how can you SLEEP knowing that your roomates could have anyone at all entering that house? dragging home some ted bundy from the bar?
or have i watched way too many pycho killer movies?
Ohhhhh Zilla….Fappity fap? I’m afraid to ask! lol!
He refers to the Sin of Onan, Nurse Hezz.
my mother had silver ware stolen in the sixties, shitty shit happens
…and fap has many acronyms hezzie but i knew what mr zilla meant http://www.acronymfinder.com/FAP.html
Anyone see the license plates with the “FAP” prefix? Lawl.
yes i have, maybe more than one
sin ivan? sin? better to fap than burn, some dood named paul said.
which acronym fits best you think? fatigue action plan? force alignment?
ahhh ahhhh forever alone party!
(honest, it’s on the list paingirl sent)
GDM, all I know is that Dorothy Parker supposedly named her parrot Onan because “he spilleth his seed upon the ground”
“Flogging the Bishop” was always my favorite uni-era euphemism.
‘hand laundry’
parker is peachy. was, i guess now
zZz – I was being facetious. I’ve always been a proponent of an individual’s responsibility for personal safety and security.
now what have we learned?
THat’s a good Rule NurseHezz , BUT only for most people.
You see most people are incapable in figuring out who their friends are.
Many are deluded to the point they actually believe family are their friends, simply because they cannot tell an acquaintance from a real friend or family.
lets make it simple for all of you who Think you know who yer friends are.
1 – You get a call from yer friend, they have a dead body they need help in disposing of. Will you rush to help them, never speak of it & never tell anyone else & stay good friends ?
2 – You have a body to get rid of, do you have a friend you can call who you know will come & assist you, never speak of it to anyone & will carry on as good frineds.
IF & its a BIG IF, you have someone like that in your life…. you have a friend, if you do not, you have a life full of acquaintances & that’s not a bad thing. Some of them may be very dear & close acquaintances, & would never do you harm intentionally, or steal from you , fuck yer significant other etc . they just won’t be on yer side through ANYTHING !
SO you just haven’t got any true friends … & that’s because they are very rare & is why they are so special.
So try not to go through life believing all these people you know are yer friends, know the difference.
Dear OB, first let me say …buy a fucking lock for yer damn door. THey are inexpensive & seeing as the door knob is already in place on yer door, simply replace the old one with the new one , a screw driver & a couple of minutes & problem solved …. & AS WELL that measure
DO WHAT zZz says, get a safe, secure it in your place & keep the combination number to yourself, seriously tell no one. Then if someone wants to steal from you they are going to have to work for it….another thing I’d try is putting a hidden camera in my room & having it ‘watch’ my space when I am away, just to let you know who may be checking yer stuff out !