This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Dishonest bastards
To the people who stole my bag when I set it down to say goodbye to friends at the ferry terminal last week: That bag had my life in it – mp3 player, wallet, important shit – why the hell you couldn’t take the money and turn in the purse to security? I d
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Motto to live by:Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arrivingsafely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid insideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!!”at 27 with two kids i still look good and feel good, if the half bag of cheesy’s I ate at my daughters fifth birthday is horrifying.. So What? I am happy that you are so into how you look it may prove you well when your eighty-five and the most popular girl at your seniors complex, but hey it is what works for you right?
what’s the point of this raving richard simmons wanna be?
“The Young One”?? You can’t be much older than 12 to hold the opinions you do and fathom for one second that someone is going to agree with you. God I hope you were sarcastic when you wrote what you did. But in case you weren’t…How about the ‘healthy’ look is in? What kind of sick moron are you? The look of sunken cheeks and sallow skin…you know, looking like a corpse is not ‘in’. Sun and food, even if it is a burger and fries from a fast food restaurant never hurt anyone when endulged in moderation. Its people like you who contribute to the downfall of society. So why don’t you take a trip to McDonalds and get yourself a ‘Happy’ meal (I’m assuming this would be age appropriate from your immature and entirely unrealistic comments) and maybe relax a little bit…enjoy your young life and stop worrying about what you’re going to look like when you’re 70…since you probably won’t live that long due to your eating disorder. Even if you do, your obsessive workout routine, lack of fresh air and sunshine (we need the sun to survive, rosy cheeks are a sign of health) will have provided you with some sort of illness. RELAX!PS…I’m 22, eat what I want when I want to, go to the gym 4-5 times a week, tan on occassion (yes, even sometimes in a tanning bed) and am happy on a daily basis…oh yah..and I have a hot body and a beautiful, wrinkle free face despite my occassional trips ot McD’s and days spent relaxing on a beach.
the life you describe sounds totally boring. you may look better when we are older, but i would rather have no regrets and lived to the fullest. and i thought that in this day and age we were taught not to judge based on looks… sounds like you skipped a life lesson or two.
I responded to you, you silly, silly bitch, it’s called Round 2 and you climbed into the ring with a professional’, you amateur. Then I had to knock you the fuck out!Next time, shut the fuck up, you must be hiding in the closet now and ashamed that you told your friends what you wrote, showing off and bragging.Dumb ass!
i defended u too quickly ‘young one’please take this advice from another young one (with a penis)think about the numerous older women who are nice people that u have offended with your disgraceful, immature remarkssome amount of sun is good for u (vitamin d), the sun is responsible for life on earth, you couldn’t go ‘buy out all the veggies’ without it and ‘weed’, cannibas, aka wisdom weed is good for you too, is a sacred medicine that has been used for tens of thousands of years by peoples all over the world, maybe even yourself in a past life, if u think pot is bad u have been brainwashed, it is medicinal, cures and alleviates many ailments, do some research, don’t be a simple easy sucker follower of propaganda, think for yourself, there’s a reason they don’t want u smoking weed, because it activates certain parts of the brain which cannot be activated by any other substance, THC, they want u to remain a brainwashed servant of the state, paying your taxes on time, never asking questions, sitting cozy and warm in your new home happy watching tasteless sitcoms and believing CNNsalt water is also good for the human bodymore later, me tired now
‘wear a shitload of sunscreen cause the pasty white look is in my friend!’wow i was right, u really are a brainwashed follower, capitalists loves simple idiots like you who follow ‘in’ trends, what suckers, you probably buy the products that are destroying the atmosphere, way to go, slave labour probably paid for your ‘cool’ clothing too, its so sad, i hope you consider reality sometime, pasty white does not look good, it is very unattractive, sometimes repulsing, it is sickness, your skin is your body’s largest organ, it wants open air, loofa, sunshine, herbal baths, salts, pasty white is suseptable to disease, lowers immunity, this is not ego talking but truth, take it from me, tall, tanned and handsome’Workout everyday, 7 days a week before and after work for two hours, cause after all the frail thin anorexic look is all that counts’r u fucking serious?, if so you are a serious idiot, where’s your mind, has it been highjacked?, that frail anorexic look does not look good, it is unhealthy, that’s why they gave it a name, there is no need to work out everyday, just eat healthy non-genetically modified organic foods, mostly raw veggies and fruits but don’t mix them, fruits should be alone in the stomach, otherwise fermentation can occur which isn’t good for the stoamch’s lining, legumes are important, and nuts, seeds, grains and herbs, wild food is also very beneficial,2bcon’t