Dear Roomates:
Things are going great so far. I like that we’re all pretty different but get along so well. I like that everyone has all the rent and bill money in on time without being harassed and I like that we divide up the house work and a have a pretty clean apartment for students.
I don’t mind cleaning the kitchen at all. I think both of you do a great job on the bathroom and the livingroom and our 3 bedrooms are all our own so you can keep yours as clean or dirty as you want…and we’re all fairly clean.
So why…my otherwise clean roomies..when I went away for 5 days did you NOT WASH ANY DISHES!? Every dish in the house was dirty, some of them were from the day I left…when I chose to pack instead of washing a couple of dishes.
They smelled so bad when I got home I thought the garbage exploded! You guys actually went out and bought paper plates instead of washing a dish.
Please, please…I will clean the bathroom and the living room when you guys go away. Just take care of the kitchen when I do. —Dishpan hands
This article appears in Nov 25 – Dec 1, 2010.
2 dish bitches in one day? Was the new Mod saving up for months hoping to post these together or is there a dishwashing crisis out there I don’t know about?
Don’t tell us, tell them.
at least they didn’t do this….
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/25/mo…
any excuse to share this with the world….
Hey Cinco, just an idea.
These repeat/similar bitches, like dish rags, abortion, and menstrual cycles; can you stack them together and make one massive bitch. That way I would only have to post once to cover them all.
Stop the insanity! Buy a dishwasher! They pay for themselves. Kijiji has many….as long as it works, get it.
My dishwasher did not pay for itself, it cost me $300
not to mention the electricity to run it… which will be hiked yet again soon enough.
One way to prevent your roomates from leaving the dishes is to go to your local fishing and tackle store, and buy half a pound of live maggots. Put them in the sink, and that night ask “Hey, what’s that noise coming from the sink?”
Happy to help.