I think its absolutely disgusting that adult women in gyms do not wash their hands after taking a piss or a dump. Also the women who merely turn on the tap and hardly wash their hands don’t kill the nasty germs. To kill the germs while washing hands should take the length of the Happy Birthday Song. Don’t be such a lazy bitch.
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2008.


Thank you, Anon. I’ll be sure to sing Happy Birthday next time i wash my hands. Idiot.