I couldn’t give two shits if you smoke, just stop throwing your still lit cigarette butts off of your balcony and onto mine. One of them landed in my cup of tea last week and another almost burned my leg. The building owners have been contacted. They sent around notices to all tenants and even knocked on doors. I’ve even caught you throwing your cigarettes and yelled up to you and asked you to stop. Still you persist. To put the cherry on the cake I came out on my balcony the other day to find a nice glob of spit on my patio chair. Really? You are fucking filthy and disgusting! First of all, how hard is it to get a tin can and put some dirt in it for your cigarette butts? Secondly, who the hell spits off of their balcony? We pay a shit load for rent, I’m talking over $1400 and I would think that includes a fucking spit-free balcony! I don’t know what else I can possibly do—I love my apartment, I don’t want to leave. Please, please, please get some manners and respect. —Hoping You Move Out Soon
This article appears in May 31 – Jun 6, 2012.


Sounds like they’re doing this deliberately OB. In my mind that makes it vandalism and assault, call the cops and file a complaint. Then get ready for a war.
I agree file a complaint. These dicks need to learn some respect and common courtesy!
or have them file the complaint when you supersoaker their living room from your balcony.
That is so friggen nasty. I would definitely contact the building owners again. You pay too much rent to be putting up with that crap. People like that don’t just “grow” manners or respect. Jerks!
This right here is a great reason to criminalize salvia( sp?)
But keep the bath salts – for the day that magic loogie from the grassy knoll makes a mid-air 90 degree change of trajectory, hits the Governor and splatters all over your wife’s pillbox hat.
it was a second spitter, I tells ya!
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want them to move in a hurry. get some gospel music, turn speakers upwards, toward ceiling if they live right over you. turn on music, go out for day. repeat as often as you wish. if owner complains, tell them to fuck offf, you are practising your religion. and the law upholds that in the charter.don’t turn volumn up too high tho, just enough to bug the fuck out of them.same goes for assholes under you, but put speakers face down on floor, with full base.
I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s deliberate but certainly there’s a disconnect between their actions and any common decency. This person is inconsiderate and disregards your requests. The only remedy for this situation is their removal.