Please HRM, go clean up the inside medians on Dunbrack. It looks like a garbage truck throw up the whole way down the street. —Cleany Cleanerson

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  1. but if they did that o.p., it would actually involve a thing called work. which as we all know, hrm staff, doesn’t/don’t like doing at all. look at the rest of the city, and then think of snow non-removal also. and there lies you answer.

  2. Wouldn’t it be garbage truck threw up the whole way down? Not throw? Just sayin….

  3. Have you seen the bus stop at mumford? its got more fags on the ground than a gay orgy.

  4. Bahahaha let’s see how that long that comment lasts before it gets reported by sebastard and consequently deleted.

  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    He can’t exactly say it’s a slur, though — Anglo’s enligh and fag=cigarette in Britain 😉

  6. I love me my Brits, but really – they once ruled half the world but still haven’t figured out the concept of central heating? And what’s up with the warm beer? Didn’t the Americans give them the formula for ice as part of Lend-Lease?
    >; )

  7. We mostly drink foreign beer thats “extra cold” and i had central heating at home. I figured it wouldn’t last long over the dire straits incident.

  8. tell your fuckhead friends in Fairview to stop chucking litter around. direct this bitch at the losers who still think its okay to litter. do you want HRM to wipe your asshole too?

  9. BTW, anglo: I was juss jokin’ about the teeth thing.

    You know, playing on stereotypes and all. Kinda like how the french are notorious for, like, getting invaded and having to have their asses bailed out.

    Who the HELL builds a wall around their country and only covers three sides? FFS.

  10. Ha ha and i do have bad teeth not all of us do though.
    Love the french jokes, got any canadian ones?

  11. Q)How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A)100 – one screws it in and the other 99 write pissy letters to the Globe and Mail about how those arrogant, self-absorbed Americans didn’t notice it.

  12. According to americans and canadians theres only two, cockney and queens english, Mines a mix of Scouse and northern english, depends on who i’m talking to.

  13. Northern’s my fave , with all it’s variations. My man Sean Bean’s from Sheffield – 100% Blade. And Teeside Tintin is a laugh riot >: )

  14. SOBova and I were watching “Troy” last Sunday and she asked “Why does Odysseus have a Northern accent if he’s supposed to be a Greek?” and I said, “Well, every place has a North, I suppose”

  15. OP, it’s not just limited to Dunbrack. Areas of student housing look like the projects, areas with low incomes also look trashy. Trash is all around….and if the human kind, Sackville comes to mind.

  16. Ivan that was a doctor who joke, the 9th doctor’s companion asked if he was an alien why he had a northern accent, he said well every planet has a north.

  17. Just wondering if anyone watched the CNN guy go crazy because of the tsunami expected and people still swimming. Idiots.

  18. Fookin’ ‘ell Anglo – You ARE good. >: ) SOBova’s the resident Whovian here and she got the joke too. Tennant was her fave. The new guy – not so much.

  19. The French: cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

    The best French wise cracks come from Top Gear a la May or Clarkson.

    *Disclaimer* I love France and will someday live there. sigh.

    Happy Friday, all.

  20. Ivan i’m the same i loved Tennant in the role and i’m not a fan of the new guy Matt Smith i think his name is the last season was just ridiculous and left me going eh? even for doctor who standards that was ridiculous.

  21. Ralmn, Anglo, Kitty – I dredged the stagnant silt of my ossified brain and came up with some more for ya:

    Q)What is the proper form of address for a Frenchman with his hands in the air?
    A)Mon Generale.

    Q)How do the French make the lightest bulletproof vests in the world?
    A)The armour plating is only in the back.

    Q)Why does the French Army issue Imodium to it’s troops?
    A)So each platoon will have at least one pair of clean, white underwear to use as a surrender flag.

    Q)Whats the shortest joke in the world?
    A) French Resistance

    Q)What were the 3 leading causes of casualties to the French Army in WW2?
    A) VD, the DTs, and sunburnt armpits.

    Use these as icebreakers to get lucky tonight.
    Disclaimer: they probably won’t work too well on people from France. Sorry.

  22. One last one, just to show I don’t play favourites:
    Q) How many Quebec politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A)Just one. He holds the bulb in the socket and expects the rest of the nation to revolve around it.

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